1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:10,060 Because I taught Alexander the Great. I'm the great Aristotle. Alexander the Great. I'm the great Aristotle. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:17,620 Alexander the Great. I'm the great Aristotle. Alexander the Great. I'm so great, great, great, great, great. 3 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:24,879 If you're a polytheist, you should be thanking Zeus for all the Greek achievements that they passed down to you. 4 00:00:24,879 --> 00:00:28,179 Cause you got democracy from the folks in Athens 5 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:32,179 Our alphabet is from the Phoenicians 6 00:00:32,179 --> 00:00:35,539 Minons and Mycenaeans work at the sailing trade 7 00:00:35,539 --> 00:00:39,280 Round Anacropolis they build a city-state 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,380 Wasn't much farming soil, barely enough 9 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:45,939 In the peninsulas of Attica and Peloponnesus 10 00:00:45,939 --> 00:00:50,119 So in Athens they're giving their citizens voting rights 11 00:00:50,119 --> 00:01:20,099 It was a battle between city-states, city-states, a battle between two city-states, city-states, 12 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:27,459 city-states, a battle that ends the golden age, golden age, a battle where Pericles was slain by 13 00:01:27,459 --> 00:01:38,400 a plague. The Macedonians invaded from the north and up they led. Philip II fell on horses' backs. 14 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:43,879 The Greeks got warnings from the Mostanese, the orator, but Philip's calvaries won. His son 15 00:01:43,879 --> 00:01:47,400 Alexander spread free culture through his empire 16 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,060 Mixing the traditions 17 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:54,980 With a library in Alexandria on the Nile 18 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,939 They built a pharaoh, it's a giant pharaoh 19 00:01:57,939 --> 00:02:01,640 And there's no spreading spirit till he died in Babylon 20 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,500 Daniel split his empire 21 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:09,759 Should have prayed to Athena inside of the Parthenon 22 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:13,659 It's like a tragedy by Sophocles 23 00:02:13,659 --> 00:02:15,500 Sophocles, Greek drama 24 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,080 Or by Euripides, Euripides, Greek drama 25 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,639 Or Aristophanes, Aristophanes, Greek drama 26 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:25,080 It's like a tragedy, tragedy 27 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,620 It's like the Iliad and Odyssey, Odyssey 28 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:32,199 By Homer, it's like the Iliad and Odyssey 29 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:35,800 By Homer, it's like the Iliad and Odyssey 30 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,379 By Homer, it's like the Iliad and Odyssey 31 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:42,240 That's right, I taught Alexander the Great 32 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:53,840 I'm the great Aristotle, Alexander the Great 33 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:58,439 I learn philosophy from Socrates, Socrates, I'm Plato 34 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:02,039 I learn philosophy from Socrates, I'm Plato 35 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:05,300 I learn philosophy from Socrates, hey 36 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,360 Plato