1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:04,049 Three, two, one, take one. 2 00:00:04,049 --> 00:00:06,049 This is not kingdom. 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:11,050 Hello, I'm Romulus Augustus, the last Roman emperor. 4 00:00:14,359 --> 00:00:16,359 And what? 5 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:22,359 Okay, okay, and now, the Alani van Nassau have to buy cookies. 6 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:24,359 Germanic farts. 7 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:26,359 Because you're getting old. 8 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:29,359 Swimmy! 9 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:33,359 Adani, I conquers the center of the Iberian Sea. 10 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:38,740 And the Bandas. 11 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,740 Now, what is coming in now? 12 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:44,740 Visigoths, help! 13 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:49,740 Now the Roman Emperor is asking about how to do Visigoths. 14 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,740 I'm the Visigoth king. 15 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:55,740 What do you do, Visigoths? 16 00:00:55,740 --> 00:01:01,740 And we conquered the kingdom of Egypt. 17 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:06,650 The kingdom of Egypt. 18 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,650 I'm going to defeat the Swahili. 19 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:21,650 And we are the last Germanic tribe. 20 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,650 The Visigoths. 21 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:46,409 Now I am the descendant of the Visigoth kingdom, and I am the king, and I am the first Visigoth 22 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:49,409 asking to convert to Christianity. 23 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:54,409 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 24 00:01:54,409 --> 00:02:00,409 In the Visigoth society there were two types of persons, 25 00:02:00,409 --> 00:02:04,409 the peasants and the noblemen. 26 00:02:04,409 --> 00:02:10,409 This is a nobleman. He has power. 27 00:02:10,409 --> 00:02:15,409 And these are the peasants that work for the noblemen. 28 00:02:15,409 --> 00:02:17,409 That'll work! 29 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:38,409 Now, I'm very happy, so I have a lot of songs and I get out of the Empire. 30 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,409 I'm King Rodrik, I'm the last Visigoth. 31 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:53,409 I'm the Saint Isidore and I am the encyclopedia and the moral of his history and the horse's juice arch. 32 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,409 The London Society. What was my thought? 33 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,849 Yes, that was the London Society. 34 00:03:06,849 --> 00:03:08,849 But they have to come the Maastrichtians. 35 00:03:08,849 --> 00:03:11,849 Okay, so the Maastrichtians must go. Let's go Maastrichtians. 36 00:03:11,849 --> 00:03:12,849 Maslims. 37 00:03:12,849 --> 00:03:13,849 Maslims. 38 00:03:13,849 --> 00:03:40,849 We are the Hussites and in 711, from the north of Africa, we, we conquest the Iberian Peninsula 39 00:03:40,849 --> 00:03:44,849 the Iberian Peninsula and defended the Lord King Rubery, 40 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,849 the last mystical kingdom. 41 00:03:50,849 --> 00:03:53,849 And what is happening in history? 42 00:03:53,849 --> 00:03:56,849 The independent emirate of Cordoba. 43 00:03:56,849 --> 00:03:58,849 Cordoba? 44 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:04,849 Assalamu alaikum, I am the Darman the Third, 45 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:10,340 who ordered the construction of the... 46 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:19,339 I'm a powerful and political, um, religious leader. 47 00:04:27,339 --> 00:04:29,339 The Taifas came. 48 00:04:29,339 --> 00:04:31,339 Ah, the Taifas. 49 00:04:37,019 --> 00:04:39,019 The Taifas fighting. 50 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:41,019 Where are the Taifas fighting? 51 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:44,019 The typos point each other. 52 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:45,019 So... 53 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,019 And then what? 54 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,019 The Grecian... 55 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:51,019 The Grecian of the North came and conquered the Iberian Peninsula. 56 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:53,019 Go away. 57 00:04:53,019 --> 00:04:54,019 Go away. 58 00:04:57,019 --> 00:05:00,899 Ah, good. 59 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:01,899 Somebody's playing. 60 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:02,899 I was... 61 00:05:02,899 --> 00:05:04,899 I was just standing here. 62 00:05:04,899 --> 00:05:05,899 Stop.