1 00:00:07,769 --> 00:00:09,769 Are you tired of doing things? 2 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:10,769 Yes! 3 00:00:11,769 --> 00:00:16,769 I have the solution. You can buy this machine and it will do everything for you. 4 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,769 Number one, it can clean your house. 5 00:00:21,769 --> 00:00:24,769 Number two, it can play with your dog. 6 00:00:25,769 --> 00:00:37,549 Who is there? 7 00:00:37,549 --> 00:00:38,549 I'm a banana! 8 00:00:38,549 --> 00:00:46,340 Number four, it can hear your child at the back of his neck. 9 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:51,340 Number five, it can make your food. 10 00:00:51,340 --> 00:01:04,459 Number six, it can wave your neighbors. 11 00:01:04,459 --> 00:01:31,939 Number seven, it can do your hair. 12 00:01:31,939 --> 00:01:35,939 It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous! 13 00:01:35,939 --> 00:01:39,939 Number eight, it can do sports for you. 14 00:01:39,939 --> 00:01:48,159 Well, a unicorn can make your life easier. 15 00:01:48,159 --> 00:02:00,030 Are you tired of doing things? 16 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:01,030 Yes. 17 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,030 Ana, dear, Ana. 18 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,030 I'm doing it alone. 19 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:11,030 Well, I was doing it well because I was alone and there was no woman with a coat there. 20 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,030 Look at him 21 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:15,030 He's on his back 22 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,030 He's going down 23 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:31,030 Baby! 24 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:33,030 What was that? 25 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,030 Baby! 26 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,030 Come here! 27 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:47,509 I'm a banana. 28 00:02:47,509 --> 00:02:48,789 You're a what? 29 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:50,210 I'm a banana. 30 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:51,550 What happened to your clothes? 31 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:53,050 I'm a banana. 32 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:55,009 I'm a banana. 33 00:02:55,449 --> 00:02:56,689 I'm a banana. 34 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:58,490 I'm a banana. 35 00:02:59,129 --> 00:03:00,490 Look at me, man. 36 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:02,389 I'm a banana. 37 00:03:02,909 --> 00:03:03,469 I'm a banana. 38 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:23,460 Do you want a little selfie? 39 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,840 Okay, let's buy a new dress. 40 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:26,240 Okay. 41 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:31,120 Wow, look at this dress. 42 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,800 Oh, it's beautiful. 43 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:34,060 Yes. 44 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:36,159 What color do you prefer? 45 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,479 I prefer red. 46 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:40,300 Okay. 47 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,120 It could be beautiful, yes. 48 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:45,740 Hi, girls. 49 00:03:45,939 --> 00:03:46,500 Hi. 50 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:47,680 What are you doing? 51 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:48,939 We are playing. 52 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:49,699 Yes? 53 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,340 Okay, look at this. 54 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:52,159 I have a potion. 55 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:52,919 Wow. 56 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,460 Wow! 57 00:03:54,460 --> 00:04:01,460 Yes, and this potion is very special because if you drink it, it turns you into a fairy 58 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,460 tale character. 59 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:03,460 Wow! 60 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,460 Really? 61 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,460 Yes, it's amazing. 62 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,460 Okay, do you want to try it? 63 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,460 Yes! 64 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,460 Yes! 65 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:10,460 Okay, girls. 66 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:11,460 I'm leaving. 67 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,460 Thank you. 68 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,460 Bye-bye, girls. 69 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,460 Bye-bye. 70 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:15,460 Bye-bye. 71 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,459 Wow! 72 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:17,459 Okay. 73 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:18,459 No, wait! 74 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:21,459 You have to drink it. 75 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:22,459 Okay. 76 00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:27,120 Okay 77 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:32,089 Oops 78 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:41,740 Wow wow 79 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,740 I'm Maleficent 80 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:45,740 Wow I'm some princess 81 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,740 Okay 82 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:49,740 You can buy it in all the shops 83 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,740 For example your favorite ice cream shop 84 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,740 Yes 85 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:55,740 Okay 86 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,740 May or be may 87 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,740 Okay again 88 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:01,740 One two 89 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,740 May or be may 90 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:08,740 It takes you into a fairy tale 91 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:33,300 Hello Nerea 92 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,300 Hi Sergio 93 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:38,300 I saw that paper and it says there are lessons of basketball 94 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,300 This paper says the minimum height is 1,70m 95 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,300 We don't have the height 96 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,300 I have the solution, take this paper 97 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,300 Oh, thank you 98 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,300 We are taller than before 99 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,300 Yes, it's true 100 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,300 Your voice and your body are changed 101 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,300 You too, let's go to the lesson 102 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,300 Let's go to the lesson 103 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,300 Hi 104 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,300 Hello, what do you want? 105 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:01,300 We want to start the basketball lesson 106 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,300 Let's go 107 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,300 Eh, wait a moment 108 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,300 You don't have the inscription 109 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,300 Okay, thank you 110 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,550 Bye 111 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:18,550 Bye 112 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:22,550 This field can change your body and your voice 113 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:32,569 We are tolerating before 114 00:06:32,569 --> 00:06:33,569 Is true 115 00:06:33,569 --> 00:06:35,569 Ehm... 116 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,569 Look at Marquita, look at her 117 00:06:37,569 --> 00:06:39,569 Hello! 118 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:41,569 Hello! 119 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,569 Marquita, look at her 120 00:06:45,569 --> 00:06:47,569 What the... 121 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:49,569 Wow! 122 00:06:55,569 --> 00:07:19,939 It is made similar to chocolate 123 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:27,160 I like very much 124 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,160 Football players use the 125 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,160 For example, Torre. 126 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,160 Hello, I am the creator of this color. 127 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 Thank you. 128 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,360 It has made me rich, because I have 40 kids to spend. 129 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,360 And now, it's the best color in the market. 130 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,360 Hi, I am a scientist, and I investigate this color. 131 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,360 And I have tested that none of the 10 girls come to you. 132 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:02,149 I love this color. 133 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:06,149 God! 134 00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:08,149 Black and we say it's a mortiser. 135 00:08:08,149 --> 00:08:10,149 Okay. 136 00:08:10,149 --> 00:08:22,930 I'm Fernando Torres and I use this cologne every morning. 137 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,930 It smells very good. 138 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:26,930 I use it after the matches. 139 00:08:26,930 --> 00:08:28,930 Ah, but it's already there, it's already there. 140 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:34,289 Come on, come on, come on. 141 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:36,289 Ah, no, wait, this is already there. 142 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:38,289 This is already there. 143 00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:40,289 Hey, hey, hey! 144 00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:42,289 Hey, hey, hey! 145 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,289 No, no, no. 146 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:46,289 Hi. 147 00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:48,289 No, no, no 148 00:08:48,289 --> 00:08:50,289 I am a scientist 149 00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:52,289 I am a scientist 150 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:54,289 You are a fool 151 00:08:56,289 --> 00:08:58,289 It takes time 152 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,289 It takes time 153 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,289 I am a scientist 154 00:09:02,289 --> 00:09:04,289 I am a scientist 155 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:12,659 I am a scientist 156 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Oh my god 157 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yes 158 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,419 You have to do the, you have to do the first part first then you can do the second part 159 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:30,419 And the fucking Colombian? 160 00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:32,419 You got it 161 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:40,639 I've got it 162 00:09:51,639 --> 00:09:53,639 This guy is stupid 163 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:02,639 Oh, no! 164 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:06,080 Oh, ahaha! 165 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,080 It's so hard! 166 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,080 I want to change my clothes, baby! 167 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080 Oh, no! 168 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:33,419 Hi Aida, how are you? 169 00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:35,419 Hi, well, I am very tired. 170 00:10:35,419 --> 00:10:37,419 Are we going to do the homework? 171 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,419 Ok, come on. 172 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,440 What is that? 173 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,440 I think it's a drink. 174 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,440 Yes it is. 175 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,440 Do we drink? 176 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 Yes. 177 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,440 Come on. 178 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:09,679 Are you a firey? 179 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,679 Yes, I am a magic firey. 180 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,679 And what is that? 181 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:19,679 It is a magic drink. This drink is magic because when you drink not calm, you can ride a lightning. 182 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,679 I'm recording! 183 00:12:27,899 --> 00:12:29,899 Hello. How are you? 184 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:33,789 Hi. 185 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,789 Ok, stop crying. 186 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,789 I have an idea. 187 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,789 Good idea. Ok. 188 00:12:39,789 --> 00:12:41,789 I know a webpage. 189 00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:43,789 You can enter in this webpage. 190 00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,789 What is that? 191 00:12:45,789 --> 00:12:47,789 It's a voice. 192 00:12:47,789 --> 00:12:49,789 His name is 193 00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:51,789 Catchmecatchaboy. 194 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:53,789 You can find 195 00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:55,789 a girl who you can buy. 196 00:12:55,789 --> 00:12:57,789 No, no. More boys, no. 197 00:12:57,789 --> 00:12:59,789 yes 198 00:12:59,789 --> 00:13:01,789 winter and you decide 199 00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:03,789 ok 200 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:11,529 this is the webpage 201 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,529 oh my god 202 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:15,529 oh my god 203 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,529 why is this all 204 00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:19,529 oh I killed her 205 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,529 yes yes 206 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:25,529 you are crazy 207 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,529 no 208 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:29,529 it's beautiful 209 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,529 It's beautiful. I love this. 210 00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:35,529 And this? 211 00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:37,529 They look like snow. 212 00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:44,259 No? 213 00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:46,259 It's salt. 214 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,259 Ah, no. 215 00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,259 One year... 216 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:52,259 Five years... 217 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:53,259 Seven years... 218 00:13:53,259 --> 00:14:05,039 Okay. 219 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:15,440 A million dollars... 220 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,440 No? 221 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,440 You are very boring. 222 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440 It's beautiful, but no. 223 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440 Okay, it's gold, yeah. 224 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,440 And this? 225 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,440 No. 226 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440 Why no? 227 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,440 Israel? 228 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,440 Re? 229 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,440 It's a beautiful name. 230 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,440 No? 231 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:37,590 Okay. 232 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:38,590 And this? 233 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:39,590 Nikusor? 234 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:40,590 Cryu? 235 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:41,590 No? 236 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,590 It's free? 237 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,590 Okay, but no. 238 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:44,590 Aramis cuisine? 239 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,590 Yes. 240 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:54,879 And this? 241 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:55,879 Okay, no. 242 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,700 I don't like it. 243 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,909 Okay. 244 00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:02,909 And this? 245 00:15:02,909 --> 00:15:06,500 No. 246 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,500 I don't like it. 247 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,500 Okay. 248 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,500 Yes, ok. 249 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,500 And David Seyes? 250 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,500 No, no. 251 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,500 Why no? 252 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,500 Because no. 253 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,500 Jeremy Morgan. 254 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,500 Ok. 255 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,690 I have another idea. 256 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,690 Yes? 257 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:31,690 Ok. 258 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,690 Look great. 259 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:47,289 Ok. 260 00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:50,440 I buy this one. 261 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,820 Please. 262 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,820 Look very beautiful. 263 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:06,830 Ok. 264 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:13,460 Hi, it's for you. 265 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,460 Who is it? 266 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:19,970 This is my daughter. 267 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:29,659 Okay, and why do you like this doll? 268 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:36,240 Okay, can you sit here? 269 00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:42,789 Thank you. 270 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:44,789 Have fun. 271 00:16:44,789 --> 00:16:45,789 Bye. 272 00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:46,789 I love you. 273 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:47,789 Yes, bye bye. 274 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:48,789 Bye bye. 275 00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:59,690 I see you've been through a lot, huh? 276 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,690 No, very pretty, very pretty. 277 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,690 Well, why are you angry now? 278 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,690 Let's see. 279 00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,690 There's the dog! 280 00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:13,799 Okay, take it back! 281 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,799 Okay, take it back! 282 00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,799 I see it now. 283 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:22,200 Now? 284 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200 Oh, your parents are protected in the wedding photo. 285 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:31,279 Done. 286 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:33,279 It's down. 287 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:37,359 Well, you upload it, what more do you want? 288 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,059 Hello! 289 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,059 How much do you have there? 20 euros? 290 00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:45,240 5.