1 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:04,110 Audio Jungle 2 00:00:04,110 --> 00:00:34,979 Audio Jungle 3 00:00:34,979 --> 00:00:45,280 Audio Jungle 4 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:55,549 Audio Jungle 5 00:00:57,729 --> 00:01:47,640 Hello everyone, my name is Miko, my name is Ayan, and we will tell you a joke. 6 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:56,920 Who doesn't want to baptize his son because he doesn't want me to be Christian? 7 00:01:57,739 --> 00:02:01,640 What do you call cheese that's not yours? 8 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,640 What's all this? 9 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,640 Why are those barbed wires? 10 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,639 Because you can see right through them. 11 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,639 Why can't Elsa have a balloon? 12 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,639 Because she would let it go. 13 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,639 Let it go! 14 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,639 What is doing Thomas with a tractor? 15 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,639 Treat the pony. 16 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:24,639 How do the people work in a cold room? 17 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:25,639 I don't know. 18 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,639 We go to a cold room because it's always 90 degrees. 19 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,639 Oh Kitty, why the cat eat fish? 20 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,639 Because the fish doesn't eat cats. 21 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:35,639 Meow meow! 22 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,639 Hello SpongeBob! 23 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:44,639 Why did Calamari wash the flowers when he was angry? 24 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,639 Because he washed the flowers with water on the water. 25 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,639 Help me first! 26 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:56,639 Help wash your morning beautiful morning! 27 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:01,639 Why does the cat eat cat food? 28 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:06,639 Because the cat food doesn't eat dogs. 29 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:11,639 What is the name of the fish who throw on the sixth floor? 30 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:16,639 Why do you guys eat more 31 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:21,639 January than in cold weather? 32 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:28,939 because you know we have 31 days and February has 59 days. 33 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:31,939 What do you call a train coming back home? 34 00:03:31,939 --> 00:03:33,939 A toot-toot train. 35 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:34,939 Toot-toot! 36 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:39,939 What day of the week are most twins born? 37 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,939 Tuesday. 38 00:03:41,939 --> 00:03:47,560 You're pretty. 39 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:52,560 I wish there are something between us. 40 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,560 Yes, a wall. 41 00:03:54,560 --> 00:04:00,000 You want to know why cats don't sleep at night? 42 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,039 Because they want to disturb humans. 43 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:16,199 Why do the teachers need to wear sunglasses? 44 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:20,720 Because the students are so bright. 45 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,060 What does Howard say to another Howard? 46 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:26,060 How are you? 47 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:36,060 Which does Messi doubt that he is so because he doesn't want to become Christian? 48 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:49,060 How does a child jump into a swimming pool with a wrinkled t-shirt? 49 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,060 I don't know. 50 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,060 On a planche. 51 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:58,060 What does a rock tell each other? 52 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:02,439 Man tell like his heart. 53 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:10,439 How did Thor get on the top of a building? 54 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:15,439 With an elevator. 55 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:19,439 The hero is not in England, but how do you decide better in Paris? 56 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:20,439 With doctor. 57 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:26,439 Once a balloon sent an air balloon in the desert before it got loose. 58 00:05:26,439 --> 00:05:30,439 At school, they called me distracted. 59 00:05:30,439 --> 00:05:35,439 Juanito, but you live in the house across the street. 60 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:38,439 What is a crescent bird? 61 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,439 A hazelnut. 62 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:46,439 Where do you see one's eyes? 63 00:05:46,439 --> 00:05:49,439 So close, I don't see you. 64 00:05:50,439 --> 00:06:05,170 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A grown bear. What did Ciro says to it? 65 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:15,850 What? Night bell. It's the worst joke I ever heard. What says one tree to another tree? 66 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:25,850 What is the nightmare of a panda bear? 67 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,850 I don't know. 68 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:32,850 That in the photos I'm always in black and white. 69 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,850 This joke is good. 70 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:38,850 Why can't a dragon go to the White House? 71 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,850 I don't know. Why? 72 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:42,850 Because it's forbidden. 73 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,850 What does a tree say to another tree? 74 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:46,850 One. 75 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:50,850 It says I've planted, left planted. 76 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:58,850 How do all the ocean say hello to each other? 77 00:06:58,850 --> 00:06:59,850 They wave. 78 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,850 Ha ha ha ha. 79 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:01,850 One dash. 80 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:02,850 Pissing drift. 81 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:04,850 Say two other. 82 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:06,850 Pissing drift. 83 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,850 They say I'm too fast. 84 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,850 Ha ha ha ha ha. 85 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:14,170 Can you give me some money please? 86 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:18,170 Lucas, why don't you say it in English? 87 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:24,170 With some dollars, you can give me dollars. 88 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:28,170 What is the stone side and other stone? 89 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,170 What? 90 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:31,230 The right is higher.