1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:19,839 A time of two beasts. I was walking home from grandma's house through the deep dark woods when I spied a strange little beast. 2 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:22,199 Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! 3 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:30,660 He was stuck up a tree and winning suddenly, so I decided to rescue him quickly. 4 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:41,899 I will call you back, I told him, and I grabbed him warmly up in my scarf and carried him safely home. 5 00:00:41,899 --> 00:00:55,859 I gave him a lovely bath and a gorgeous new hat and sweater and delicious bowl of fish noodles. 6 00:00:55,859 --> 00:01:17,659 I made him a beautiful house. I gave him a load of rags to play with. I took him out for a load of long walks to take him and help. 7 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:26,459 And I showed him off to all my friends that they loved him almost as much as I did. 8 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,180 Woo! Amazing! Awesome! Isn't it cute? 9 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:38,900 But for some strange reason, the little beast did not look very happy. 10 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:42,739 In fact, he was looking rather hot. 11 00:01:42,739 --> 00:01:51,280 I hope he's not sick, I throw and open the window to call him down 12 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,700 But then something terrible happened 13 00:01:55,700 --> 00:02:05,620 He threw off his clothes, leapt out of the window and ran away as fast as he could back to the deep dark woods 14 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:12,039 I wanted to go look for him 15 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:13,840 But Mama had other plans. 16 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:15,360 Diner time! 17 00:02:15,879 --> 00:02:16,259 Bleh! 18 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,280 Bath time! 19 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:19,099 Ugh! 20 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:20,680 Bed time! 21 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:21,479 Ugh! 22 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,879 I couldn't sleep. 23 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:31,120 I missed the little beast and wondered if I would ever see him again. 24 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:39,080 But then a small furry shadow appeared at the foot of my bed. 25 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,060 The strange little beast had returned 26 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:53,199 He seemed quite pleased to see me and I began to think that maybe, just maybe, he wasn't that strange after all 27 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:57,680 I wonder why he came back 28 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,759 A Tale of Two Beasts 29 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:02,800 Part 2 30 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,319 The Terrible Beast 31 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:15,560 Tra-la-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la, I was singing for my favorite tree, singing happily to the big squire. 32 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:20,900 I was ambushed by a terrible beast, Raph. 33 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:29,780 She growled at me and teed me up and carried me off to her sacred lair. 34 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:40,819 She made me disgustingly clean, gross, and raised me up in a ridiculous hut, and sweared, and tried to make me squirt wood. 35 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:55,439 She kept me in a tiny box, with nothing for me to get, and nowhere for me to have fun. 36 00:03:55,439 --> 00:04:07,259 She made me walk backwards and forwards and backwards again for no reason whatsoever. 37 00:04:07,259 --> 00:04:15,259 She showed me to a herd of even wilder beasts who were just as terrible as she was. 38 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:17,259 I had enough. 39 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:29,899 I made a cunning plan and put it straight into action, A facing B. Freedom! Yes! Growth! Woo-hoo! 40 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:40,459 Three once more, I raced back to the deep dark woods before the terrible beast could catch me. 41 00:04:40,459 --> 00:04:46,459 Screech, scratch, it was painful in the depth of the woods. 42 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:49,459 A bit too painful perhaps. 43 00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:52,459 And also a bit wet. 44 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:59,970 In weather like this one calls you with a nice warm hug. 45 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:05,970 I snuck back to retrieve it under cover of darkness. 46 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:10,970 The terrible beast was waiting for me. 47 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:25,790 She seemed quite pleased to see me, and I began to think that maybe, just maybe, she wasn't that terrible after all. 48 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:27,050 The end.