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So I'm not really sure how I'm going to spit this out.

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Hon, did you get expelled?

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No. The school would most likely contact you in the event of my expulsion.

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Well, I was just asking. It seemed plausible.

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Well, you need a large amount of money? Legal counsel?

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I'm not asking for anything.

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Except for maybe mercy?

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Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.

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Well, what have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone with the previa?

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No.

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Dude, I think it's best to just tell him.

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I'm pregnant.

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Oh, God.

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I'm going to give it up for adoption.

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And I already found the perfect couple.

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They're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything.

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And in, what, 30-year-old weeks, we can just pretend that this never happened.

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You're pregnant?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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And if it is any consolation, I have heartburn that is radiating in my kneecaps.

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And I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday morning.

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I didn't even know you were sexually active.

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who is the kid the baby i don't really know much about it other than i mean it has fingernails

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allegedly nails really yeah no i don't i mean who is the father juno um

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it's it's paulie bleaker paulie bleaker

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what i don't think you had it in i know right right there's no laughing matter no it's not

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And, you know, Polly is actually great in, uh...

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Okay.

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In Cher.

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You're thinking about adoption?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And there's this couple, they haven't had, you know...

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They've been trying to have a kid for, like, five years.

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You found them in the penny saver next to the exotic birds?

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And they have a legitimate lawyer,

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and I was gonna go meet with them next weekend.

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Junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do.

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It's probably tougher than you can understand right now.

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Oh, I... I know.

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And it's just that I'm not ready to be a mom.

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Damn Skippy, you're not.

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You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.

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That was once, and she did not die, if you recall.

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Honey, had you considered, you know, the alternative?

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No.

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Well, you're a little Viking.

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First things first.

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All right, we have to get you healthy.

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You need prenatal vitamins.

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Incidentally, they do incredible things for your nails, so that's a plus

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Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment

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Figure out where you're going to deliver

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You know, I'm coming with you to meet this adoption couple

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You're just a kid, and I want you to get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wingnuts

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Thanks, Dad

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Boy, I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when

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I don't really know what kind of girl I am