1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:10,160 You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:14,900 You really are a heel. 3 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,179 You're as cuddly as a cactus. 4 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:22,820 You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch. 5 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:29,600 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. 6 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:40,530 You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. 7 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:45,210 Your heart's an empty hole 8 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,450 Your brain is full of spiders 9 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:53,130 You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch 10 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:58,950 I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole 11 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:04,150 You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch 12 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:09,090 You have termites in your smile 13 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:16,790 You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch 14 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:22,870 Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile 15 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:30,849 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch 16 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:35,310 You're a nasty, wasty skunk 17 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:39,310 Your heart is full of unwashed socks 18 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:43,450 Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch 19 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:48,069 The three words that best describe you are as follows 20 00:01:48,069 --> 00:01:49,629 And I quote 21 00:01:49,629 --> 00:01:53,469 Stink, stank, stunk 22 00:01:53,469 --> 00:01:58,129 You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch 23 00:01:58,129 --> 00:02:02,750 You're the king of sinful sots 24 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:10,389 Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch 25 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:14,490 Your soul is an appalling dump heap 26 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:20,090 Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable 27 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:24,650 Mangled up in tangled up knots 28 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:29,229 You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch 29 00:02:29,229 --> 00:02:33,849 With a nauseous super-noss 30 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:37,050 You're a crooked jerky jockey 31 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:39,189 And you drive a crooked hoss 32 00:02:39,189 --> 00:02:41,669 Mr. Grinch 33 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:45,310 You're a three-decker sauerkraut 34 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,849 And toadstool sandwich 35 00:02:46,849 --> 00:02:52,409 With arsenic sauce