1 00:04:10,610 --> 00:08:50,370 some things in life are bad they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse 2 00:08:50,370 --> 00:09:00,129 when you're chewing on life's gristle that grumble give a whistle and this'll help things turn out 3 00:09:00,129 --> 00:09:01,649 for the best 4 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:03,110 aim 5 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:06,269 always look on 6 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:08,070 the bright side 7 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:08,850 of life 8 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:14,110 always look on 9 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,990 the light side 10 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:16,850 of life 11 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:21,820 if life seems jolly rotten 12 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,600 there's something you've forgotten 13 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,659 and that's to laugh and smile 14 00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,720 and dance and sing 15 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,000 when you're feeling in the dumps 16 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,779 Stop, you silly chumps. 17 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,799 Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing. 18 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:40,720 And always look on the bright side of life. 19 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:48,820 Always look on the bright side of life. 20 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:55,700 Well, life is quite absurd, and that's the final word. 21 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:58,899 You must always face the curtain with a bang. 22 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,779 Forget about your scene 23 00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:03,779 Give the audience a grin 24 00:10:03,779 --> 00:10:06,840 Enjoy it, it's your last chance at hell 25 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:12,779 So always look on the bright side of death 26 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:20,799 Just before you draw your terminal breath 27 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:25,789 Life's a piece of shit 28 00:10:25,789 --> 00:10:27,850 When you look at it 29 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:31,049 Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true 30 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:34,070 You'll see it's all a show 31 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,070 Keep on laughing as you go 32 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,090 Just remember that the last laugh is on you 33 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:45,090 And always look on the bright side of life 34 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:53,259 Always look on the bright side of life 35 00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:55,340 Come on, boys, give up! 36 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:01,139 Always look on the bright side of life 37 00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:09,000 Always look on the bright side of life 38 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,139 Nice things happen at sea, you know 39 00:11:11,139 --> 00:11:16,039 Always look on the bright side of life 40 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:17,080 Then what are you going to lose? 41 00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:19,620 You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing 42 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,200 Or you're lost, nothing 43 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,879 Always look on the bright side of life 44 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:28,360 Nothing will come from nothing, you know what I say? 45 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:30,120 Cheer up, you old bugger 46 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,419 Come on, give us a quiz 47 00:11:31,419 --> 00:11:32,539 There you are 48 00:11:32,539 --> 00:11:38,539 See? In the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. 49 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:41,539 Some of us gotta live as well, you know? 50 00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:43,539 All right, it's a lot. 51 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:49,580 I can trade this man for the next three weeks. 52 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:55,659 Big place for us, brother. 53 00:11:55,659 --> 00:11:58,659 I told you. I said to him. 54 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:01,659 Bernie, I said, they'll never make that money, mate. 55 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:46,039 Thank you.