1 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:07,299 Welcome to Honest Heart's Happy Holidays. Can I help you? 2 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:10,300 Oh, yes, sir. This is Birgitta speaking, yes. 3 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,699 The holidays in Brighton? 4 00:00:12,699 --> 00:00:15,699 Yes. I haven't saw very many yet. 5 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:19,699 But I don't think people are interested in Brighton, is it? 6 00:00:20,699 --> 00:00:23,699 My job? Yes. I don't like my job. 7 00:00:23,699 --> 00:00:25,699 I don't want to keep my job. 8 00:00:25,699 --> 00:00:28,699 Yes, sir. Okay. All right. Bye. 9 00:00:28,699 --> 00:00:38,390 Excuse me, is this a travel agency? 10 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:40,390 No, no, it's a fish and chips shop. 11 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:42,390 Oh, sorry, come in, Martin. 12 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:45,390 No, no, no, no, no, this is a travel agency. Yes, I want a yolk. 13 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:48,390 Welcome to Hottestire's Happy Holidays. It's big time. 14 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:50,390 Thank you. 15 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:54,149 What can I do for you? 16 00:00:54,149 --> 00:01:00,149 We'd like someone interested in our holidays. 17 00:01:00,149 --> 00:01:02,149 Okay, have you ever been to Ryder? 18 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,150 Ryder? No, we haven't. 19 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,150 Well... 20 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:11,379 Really? 21 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:13,379 Yes. 22 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:17,590 Okay, why not? 23 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:21,930 Well... 24 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:23,930 Have you ever been to the Sahara Desert? 25 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,930 The Sahara Desert? 26 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:27,930 No, we haven't. 27 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,930 Have you ever been there? No. 28 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,930 Okay, well, this is the holiday for you. 29 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,930 45 days in the middle of the Sahara Desert. 30 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:35,930 In the middle of the Sahara Desert? 31 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:39,930 Yes, there's plenty to do. Have you ever been in a sandstorm? 32 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,930 Sandstorm? No, we haven't. 33 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:45,930 Well, it's very exciting. There are sandstorms nearly every day. 34 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:49,930 There are a lot of dangerous snakes. Have you ever been bitten by a dangerous snake? 35 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:50,930 No! 36 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:57,930 Well, it's very exciting. There are snakes, camels, and on the last day a stampede of camels. 37 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:58,930 No. 38 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:01,930 No, it's very exciting. 39 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,930 Haven't you ever seen a standing camel? 40 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:07,930 Standing camel? What's that? 41 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:13,930 Well, it's very exciting. You stand in the middle of 300 camels and someone fires again and bang! 42 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,930 Oh, they get frightened and run away. 43 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:19,930 Haven't you ever seen a frightened camel? 44 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:21,930 No, we haven't. 45 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,930 Well, it's very exciting. 46 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:34,370 Is it dangerous? 47 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:38,370 Of course it's dangerous! 48 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:42,370 That's what makes it exciting. How much is it? 49 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:46,370 $2,000. $2,000? It's very expensive. 50 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:50,370 And $50 extra for the Stanley Cup? No, no, it's very expensive. 51 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:54,370 What about the Arctic Ocean? Have you ever been to the Arctic Ocean? 52 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:58,370 No, we haven't. Oh well, we can give you a boat and you can 53 00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:04,370 I spend three weeks in the Arctic Ocean. Each boat has a small hole in the bottom. 54 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:08,370 In the hole in the bottom? 55 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:13,370 Yes, I'm giving you food for three weeks. 56 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:15,370 Three weeks? In a day? 57 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:17,370 Yes, that's right. 58 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,370 But the holiday is for three weeks. 59 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:26,370 Okay, that's what makes it exciting. And it's only $1,000. 60 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:31,370 One thousand dollars? No, no, no. It's very easy. 61 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,370 You don't have to do anything. 62 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:40,370 Okay, let's do this. This is a holiday to remember. The Amazon Jungle. 63 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:42,370 Have you ever been there? No, we haven't. 64 00:03:42,370 --> 00:03:47,370 Well, it's very exciting. We dropped into the middle of the Amazon Jungle by parachute. 65 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,370 By parachute? By parachute? 66 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:53,370 Yes, we dropped into the middle of the Amazon Jungle without a map. 67 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:58,370 With the map of the underground. 68 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:05,129 With the map of the underground. 69 00:04:05,129 --> 00:04:13,300 Is that very dangerous? 70 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:18,300 Yes, but it's very exciting. This is the 21st century. People want an exciting holiday. 71 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:23,300 You say you want an exciting holiday, but all your holidays are that expensive 72 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:30,300 Well, have you ever been to Spain? 73 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,300 No, we haven't. 74 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:36,300 Well, we can offer you a month. Find the strongest books in Spain. 75 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,300 In Spain? 76 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:44,009 Most likely. 77 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:46,009 No, we don't want that. 78 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:48,009 Oh, have you ever been to Paris? 79 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:50,009 Paris? No, we haven't. 80 00:04:50,009 --> 00:04:54,009 Well, we can offer you ten days in Paris. 81 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:57,009 Okay, painting the outside of the Apple Tower. 82 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:59,009 No thanks. 83 00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:02,009 Well, what about two weeks in Brighton? 84 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:05,009 Brighton? Just a minute. Did you say Brighton? 85 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:09,009 Yes. What about two weeks in Brighton and staying in a nice quiet hotel by the sea? 86 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,009 Well, yes. 87 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:13,009 That sounds wonderful. 88 00:05:13,009 --> 00:05:18,009 It's not very exciting. No camels, no snakes, but you can have everything in Brighton. 89 00:05:18,009 --> 00:05:20,009 It's weird. 90 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:22,009 Brighton. 91 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:26,009 How much is he? 92 00:05:26,009 --> 00:05:28,009 $500 each, please. 93 00:05:28,009 --> 00:05:29,009 Okay. 94 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:31,009 Could you sign here, please? 95 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:32,009 Okay. 96 00:05:32,009 --> 00:05:35,009 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 97 00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:36,009 Thank you very much. 98 00:05:36,009 --> 00:05:37,009 Thank you. 99 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,009 Bye.