1 00:00:03,819 --> 00:00:12,820 I was walking home from Grandma's house through the deep dark woods, when I spotted a strange little beast. 2 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:23,649 He was stuck up a tree and winging sadly, so I decided to rescue him. 3 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:35,250 I winked a little thing, I told him, and I grabbed him warming up in my scarf and carrying him softly home. 4 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:47,090 I gave him a lovely bath, a nice new hat and sweater and a bowl of fresh nuts. 5 00:00:47,090 --> 00:01:06,290 I made him a beautiful house and gave him Lorrex to play with. Lorrex is the staffed lion. It looks like I took him out for a walk to keep him fit and healthy. 6 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:16,549 And I showed him to all of my friends. He loved him nearly as much as I did. 7 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:21,090 Oh, amazing! Awesome! It's so cute! 8 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:28,969 But for some strange reason, the little bitch did not look very happy. 9 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:33,969 In fact, he was looking rather hurt. 10 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:47,950 I hope he's not sick, I thought, and opened the window to calm him down, but then something terrible happened. 11 00:01:50,340 --> 00:02:00,420 He threw this cloth, let out of the window, and ran away as fast as he could, but to the depth there was pain. 12 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:15,840 I wanted to go find him, but man had other plans. Dinner time. Best time. To best time. 13 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:25,840 I couldn't sleep. I missed the little beast and wondered if I would ever see him again. 14 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:30,840 But then a small furry shadow appeared at the foot of my bed. 15 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,840 The strange little beast had returned. 16 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:44,840 He seemed quite pleased to see me and I began to think that maybe, just maybe, 17 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,340 He wasn't that strange after all. 18 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,620 I wonder why he came back. 19 00:02:55,419 --> 00:02:58,719 A Tale of Two Beasts, Part 2. 20 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,620 The Terrible Beast. 21 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,680 Tra-la-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la. 22 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:12,599 I was hanging from my favorite tree, singing happily to the birds, when... 23 00:03:12,599 --> 00:03:15,740 I was ambushed by a terrible beast. 24 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:26,819 Groof! She growled at me and taped me up and carried me off to her secret lair. 25 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,400 Take my money, you stalker! 26 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:38,699 She dressed me up in a ridiculous hat and sweatshirt. 27 00:03:38,699 --> 00:03:48,699 She kept me in a tiny box with nothing for me to do and nowhere for me to hang from. 28 00:03:48,699 --> 00:04:02,699 She made me walk backwards and forwards and backwards again for no reason whatsoever. 29 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:11,699 She showed me off to a herd of even wilder beasts, who were just as deadly as she was. I cast her out. 30 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:22,699 I made a cooling plant and put it extracts into action a massive beast. 31 00:04:22,699 --> 00:04:24,699 What are you doing? 32 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:25,699 Yes! 33 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,699 Woohoo! 34 00:04:27,699 --> 00:04:36,420 three once more I rake back to dig that was before the terrible bits to cut me 35 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:46,139 screech scratch it was peaceful in the deep dark woods a bit too peaceful perhaps 36 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:57,459 silence and also a bit wet and were like on cool to a nice warm 37 00:04:57,459 --> 00:05:04,459 I snuck back to retrieve it under cover of darkness. 38 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:09,459 The terrible beast was waiting for me. 39 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:12,459 She seemed quite pleased to see me. 40 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:23,600 And I began to think that maybe, just maybe, she was not terrible after all. 41 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,600 The end.