1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,940 Left, left, right. 2 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,940 Clare, back. 3 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,939 Yes. 4 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:11,939 Private water. 5 00:00:11,939 --> 00:00:13,939 Private water. 6 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:15,939 Where is private water? 7 00:00:15,939 --> 00:00:17,940 I don't know, sir. I didn't see anything, sir. 8 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:19,940 Private water. 9 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,940 Hello, here I am. 10 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,940 Sorry I'm a bit late, I couldn't find my line. 11 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,940 Give your line, private water. 12 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,940 So, 13 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:31,940 left, right. 14 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:40,119 Eh, did you take my card? 15 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:41,119 Private Porter? 16 00:00:41,119 --> 00:00:42,119 Yes? 17 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:43,119 Yes, sir. 18 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:46,119 Oh Captain, you don't have to call me sir, I'm innocent, right? 19 00:00:46,119 --> 00:00:49,119 Private Porter, when you speak to me, you call me sir, right? 20 00:00:49,119 --> 00:00:51,119 Oh, I forgot, sorry. 21 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,119 No, sir. 22 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,119 That's better. 23 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,119 Now I want to talk to you. 24 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:57,119 In fact, I want to talk to all of you. 25 00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:58,119 You are in the army, right? 26 00:00:58,119 --> 00:00:59,119 Right! 27 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:03,119 In the army, there are some things you must do and some things you mustn't do. 28 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:05,120 Is that right, Private Large? 29 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,120 Tell me, sir. 30 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,120 An idea without something you must do and something you mustn't do. 31 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,120 Yes, sir. 32 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,120 Give me an example. 33 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,120 I don't know, sir. 34 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,120 Are you large? 35 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,120 Yes, sir. 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,120 You are an idiot. 37 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Thank you, sir. 38 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Are you small? 39 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,120 Yes, sir. 40 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,120 Give me an example. 41 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,120 An example of what, sir? 42 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,120 An example of something you must do and hear me. 43 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,120 All right, sir. 44 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,120 You must get up in the morning. 45 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,120 What? 46 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,120 You must get up in the morning, sir. 47 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,120 No. Correct him. 48 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,120 You mustn't get up in the morning. 49 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,120 Colonel Larch? 50 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 Yes, sir? 51 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,120 Did you hear a forgettable example? 52 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,120 Yes, sir. 53 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,120 It wasn't right, was it? 54 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,120 Yes, sir. 55 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,120 What was wrong? 56 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,120 I don't know, sir. 57 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 Colonel Larch? 58 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Yes, sir. 59 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,120 You're still an idiot. 60 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,120 Thank you, sir. 61 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:02,120 Getting up in the morning is not an army rule. Everyone has to get up in the morning. 62 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:07,120 Not necessarily. There's people who doesn't like to wake up in the morning. 63 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,120 You mean lazy people from the morning? 64 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,120 No, lazy people. People who work at night. 65 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,120 From the afternoon or night, from that time. 66 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:21,120 Tell us. You have to wake up in the morning at 5 o'clock. That's the early rule. 67 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,120 But that's stupid. 68 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:29,120 Why is it stupid to get up in the morning at 5 o'clock? 69 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 It's too early. 70 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Too early? 71 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,120 That's a lot of skills. 72 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,120 I really suck. So do I, sir. 73 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:41,120 We have to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning because we may be attacked by the enemy. 74 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,500 Ah. 75 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,500 Well... 76 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,500 That's a little stupid. 77 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,500 Ah, that's also stupid, sir. 78 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,500 Why? 79 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,500 Because if we wake up at 5 o'clock... 80 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,500 Yes? 81 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:04,500 The enemy will attack us after we wake up. 82 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:11,500 So if we wake up at 12 o'clock, they will attack us at 11 o'clock. 83 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:15,500 And that's a monster attack to me. 84 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,500 I agree, sir. 85 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,500 So do I, sir. 86 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,500 And other things. 87 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,500 Silence! 88 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,500 You must get back to your cook in the morning. 89 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,500 It's an honor rule. 90 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,500 Can anyone tell me something you mustn't do in here? 91 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,500 I can. 92 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:33,500 So, well done, very small, let's give you something. What is the question, sir? 93 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,500 You mustn't cross the road, sir. 94 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,500 What? 95 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,500 When the little man is red, sir. 96 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,500 The little man? 97 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,500 The little man is crossing, sir, in the red light. 98 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:49,500 He's right, sir. You must wait. You must wait until the man is green, sir. 99 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:53,060 Private Clark? 100 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,060 Yes, sir? 101 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:57,060 You know, you, I said that you were an idiot. 102 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,060 Yes, sir. I was wrong. 103 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,060 Thank you, sir. 104 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:02,060 You are probably smaller than all of you. 105 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,060 I think so. 106 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:09,060 You must prefer the role of a kid in a man in red. Do you really think that's an army rule? 107 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,060 Yes, sir. 108 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:15,060 But I think you have to understand the difference between your rules and army rules. 109 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:18,060 There are specific rules just for the army. 110 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,060 Can you give us an example? 111 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:26,060 Of course, an example. 112 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,060 You must never give information to any agents. 113 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,060 You must never give information to any of these. 114 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,060 Excuse me, sir. 115 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,060 Yes? 116 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:38,660 How come you don't have anything? 117 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,660 There are men. 118 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:42,660 Yes? 119 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:43,660 Or women. 120 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,660 Oh! 121 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,660 Some men wear dark glasses. 122 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:48,660 Yes. 123 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,660 Oh, you're not a girl. 124 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:51,660 Oh! 125 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,660 And some of them... 126 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,660 Yes? 127 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:57,660 ...don't wear glasses at all. 128 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:58,660 Silence! 129 00:04:58,660 --> 00:04:59,660 Silence! 130 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:00,660 No. 131 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:06,990 What have we learned about life in the army? 132 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:17,990 You must get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. 133 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:18,990 Correct. 134 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:28,430 You must always call the captain. 135 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:30,430 Okay, correct. 136 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:34,430 And so it's time to go to lunch. We can all go down to the pub. 137 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:38,430 But this is the important rule of all. 138 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:40,430 And what was that? 139 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:44,430 You all have to buy your drinks. 140 00:05:48,829 --> 00:05:50,829 Left, right, left, right.