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When the day has finally ended, and the kids are fast asleep, and the house is good and quiet, without one single peep, and the Santa's sleigh now nearing, in my last report I'll file, my Christmas Eve is gearing up, to be scouted, horrifically, wonderfully wild!

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Oh no!

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Is that a little kid out of bed?

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Launch a sturdy candy cable, quickly leap onto the table

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Shush the dog and calm the kitty as the mayhem mounts

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Step on broken decorations, lower lofty expectations

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Lure the kid back to his pillow, every second counts

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Get the elpets at the ready, hold on tight and hold on steady

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Have to hurry, have to not lose heart

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Don't give up and don't get tired, stay awake and stay inspired

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But my festive plan is falling all apart

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It's the night before Christmas.