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Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Adelphi.

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The children for this evening have prepared a wonderful show for you.

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This is our Christmas play that I hope you will love.

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A crazy story.

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We are going to see a group of...

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Yeah, a group of people.

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Good day, ladies and gentlemen.

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Today, I'm going to tell you the story of internet writing.

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who...

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Help, help, please. Somebody help me.

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Who are you? What are you doing here?

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I'm Snow White. My grandmother is saying she wants to get rid of me.

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Wait, wait for a second.

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Don't you see that I am a narrator and I am telling the story of internet writing.

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Look at other people.

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Come on, I'm right. I'm going to press fire.

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Please, forgive me. I'm a nice girl, but my grandmother doesn't love me.

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My father is a king.

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Listen.

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We're taking the wrong children.

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Oh, really?

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Yes, I have to continue with my story.

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Did you see that in the house?

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Yes.

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There you go. There.

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I'm sure they will help you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Who's outside making all that noise?

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Who's outside making all that noise?

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Who's outside making all that noise?

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Are you Snow White?

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No.

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Please, take my job.

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My grandmother wants to get rid of me.

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But where will it work for you?

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We are...

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We are hiding from the wolves.

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Come in.

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We will protect you and your grandmother.

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I am part of the little big world.

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Wait, don't you see that in the house there's a kind of bed and a tent?

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Get away from the child.

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When I was...

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Okay, when I was like...

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Oh, yes.

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We can understand each other.

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I am strong.

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I am invincible.

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Oh, no. Not again.

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What do you want?

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Who are you?

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I am a spiderman.

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Protect of the weak and fortunate.

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I am strong.

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I am strong.

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Someone here needs me.

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We don't need you.

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I mean, not right now.

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Please, can you leave?

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Because I'm working.

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Sorry.

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When I was telling you,

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Little Red Riding Hood was a very nice little girl.

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She's going to take some bread and honey from her grandmother.

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Please leave.

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When she will leave, they won't appear.

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Oh, what a pretty girl.

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Who are you?

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I am Little Red Riding Hood.

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My favorite color is pink.

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No, red.

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Who are you?

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I am the wolf, but I'm not a girl.

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Do you want us to try on that shoe?

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Why?

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Do you want us to try on that shoe?

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Why?

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Yes, please.

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I'm looking for Little Red.

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You were dancing.

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But sadly, she left and lost her shoe.

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I heard the music.

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Somebody was coming.

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Oh, you are so beautiful.

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You are as white as snow.

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Stop it.

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Everybody quiet.

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I'm trying to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

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That's true.

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And I don't know what you are doing here,

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but I don't care anymore.

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So sorry.

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I want to tell the true story of Little Red Riding Hood.

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I want to make my own story.

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Same with you, Oldie.

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I'm the main character of this story,

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but we're not anymore.

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When Jeremy, when Jeremy saw how little Red was beautiful

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and how white as snow,

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he threw away the shoe.

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Until he is born again.

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Wow.

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So, now they have a wedding celebration.

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They will be the Little Red Riding Hood,

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the world's

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best little bitch.

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Oh, me!

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Ladies, happily ever after.

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I want to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

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I want to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

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When the rat was trying to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood,

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a crazy girl, a girl named Ana Caneles,

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and a boy named Ben, who is 26,

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who is going to dance,

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and he is going to chase her

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and he is going to catch her.

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Then he is going to run away to a house

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where he thinks that the rat has everything,

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but it turns out to be the house of the three little pigs.

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Then, when they are talking,

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Little Red Riding Hood and the madman

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take the charming prince

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of Cinderella's house

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and they go to the world

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where he is surprised by a crystal ball.

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And then,

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Ana Caneles and the three little pigs leave the house

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and then, well,

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Ana Caneles and the prince fall in love

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and they go to the world.