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No, I'm having a moral crisis.

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Well, if it's of any help, I've read all the great moral philosophers, including Dr. Seuss.

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Oh, what the hell.

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I'm supposed to go see that girl from the comic book store, Alice, but I don't know if I should because I'm going out with Priya, but she's in India.

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Alright, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity.

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Probably won't be relying on Seuss here.

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although one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish might be surprisingly applicable.

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Go on.

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Well, they say at the end of your life,

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you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did,

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and I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.

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You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche

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believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings

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to hold back the few superior men.

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That actually does help.

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It's worth noting that he died of syphilis.

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Screw it, I'm going.