1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,880 In the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa, two crocodiles lay with their heads 2 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:21,880 just above the water. 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,360 One of the crocodiles was enormous, the other one was not so big. 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,360 Do you know what I would like for lunch today? 5 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,360 The enormous crocodile asked. 6 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,360 No. 7 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,360 One said, what? 8 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:45,360 The enormous crocodile grinned, showing hundreds of sharp white teeth. 9 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,360 For my lunch today? 10 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,360 He said. 11 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,360 I would like a nice juicy little time. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,360 I never eat a chicken. 13 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,360 The not so big one said. 14 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,360 Only fish. 15 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,360 Two and three. 16 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,360 Nasty and bitter. 17 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Waterful to tongue, they are juicy and tummy. 18 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,360 They taste so bitter. 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,360 The not so big one said. 20 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,360 You have to cover them with sugar before you can eat them. 21 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,360 Children are bitter than fish. 22 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,360 Said the enormous crocodile. 23 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,360 You get bitter helpings. 24 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,360 You are greedy. 25 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 The not so big one said. 26 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,360 You are the greediest croc in the whole river. 27 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,360 A gigantic creature was standing in the slimy, oasy mud on the riverbank. 28 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,360 It was Humpy Rumpy, the hippopotamus. 29 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,360 Hello, hello. 30 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,360 Said Humpy Rumpy. 31 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,360 Where on earth you are off to at this time of day? 32 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,360 I have secret plans and clever tricks. 33 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,360 Said the crocodile. 34 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,360 Order. 35 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,360 Said Humpy Rumpy. 36 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,360 I will bet you are going to do something original. 37 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,360 The enormous crocodile grinned at Humpy Rumpy and said. 38 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:18,360 I am going to fill my yummy and bitter tummy with something yummy, yummy, yummy. 39 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,360 Inside the jungle, he met Chunky, the elephant. 40 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,360 Chunky was nibbling leaves from the top of a tall tree. 41 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,360 And he didn't notice the crocodile at first. 42 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,360 But the crocodile bit him on the leg. 43 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,360 Ow! 44 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,360 Said Chunky in his big, deep voice. 45 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,360 Who did that? 46 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,360 Oh, it's you, I said. 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,360 You big crocodile. 48 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,360 Back to your big, brown, muddy river where you belong? 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,360 I have secret plans and clever tricks. 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360 Said the crocodile. 51 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,360 How? 52 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,360 You made your nasty plans a nasty trick. 53 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,360 Said Chunky. 54 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,360 You've never done a nice thing in your entire life. 55 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,360 The enormous crocodile grinned up at Chunky and said. 56 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,360 I now find a yummy turn for lunch. 57 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,360 Keep listening and you will hear the bones crunch. 58 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,360 A bit further on, he met Mugglewump, the monkey. 59 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,360 Mugglewump was sitting in a tree, eating nuts. 60 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 Hello, Crikey. 61 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,360 Said Mugglewump. 62 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,360 What are you up to now? 63 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,360 I have secret plans and clever tricks. 64 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,360 Said the crocodile. 65 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,360 Would you like some nuts? 66 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 Asked Mugglewump. 67 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,360 I have better things to eat than nuts. 68 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,360 Sniffed the crocodile. 69 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,360 Sniffed the crocodile. 70 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,360 I didn't think there was anything better than nuts. 71 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,360 Uh-huh. 72 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,360 Said Mugglewump. 73 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,360 Uh-huh. 74 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,360 Said the enormous crocodile. 75 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,360 The sort of thing that I'm going to eat have fingers, toes, nails, arms, legs and feet. 76 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,360 Mugglewump went pale and began to shake all over. 77 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,360 You aren't really going to gobble up a little child, are you? 78 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,360 He said. 79 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,360 Of course I am. 80 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,360 Said the crocodile. 81 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,360 It tastes better with the clothes on. 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,360 Oh, you horrid, hoggish croc. 83 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,360 Cried Mugglewump. 84 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,360 You slimy creature. I hope the buttons and buckles all stick to your toe and choke you to death. 85 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,360 A bit farther on, the enormous crocodile met the roly-poly bird. 86 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,360 The roly-poly bird was building a nest in an orange tree. 87 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,360 Hello there, enormous crocodile. 88 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,360 Sound the roly-poly bird. 89 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,360 We do not fancy you up here in the jungle. 90 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,360 Uh-huh. 91 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Said the crocodile. 92 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,360 I have secret plans and clever tricks. 93 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,360 I hope it knows something nasty. 94 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,360 Sound the roly-poly bird. 95 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,360 Nasty? 96 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,360 Cried the crocodile. 97 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,360 Of course it's not nasty. It's delicious. 98 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,360 It's luscious, it's super, it's muscious, it's dope, it's better than roly-poly fish. 99 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,360 You must and must eat. It's children and should eat. 100 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,360 It's lovely to hear it go squish. 101 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,360 It must be berries. 102 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,360 Sound the roly-poly bird. 103 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,360 Berries are my favorite food in the world. 104 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,360 It is raspberries, perhaps, or could be strawberries. 105 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,360 The enormous crocodile laughed so much his teeth rattled together like pennies in a money box. 106 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,360 Crocodiles don't eat berries. 107 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,360 He said. 108 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,360 With little boys and girls, and sometimes with roly-poly birds as well. 109 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,360 A few hours later, the enormous crocodile went to a fair in a small village, 110 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,360 and when no one was looking, he grabbed up onto the roundabout 111 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,360 and put himself between a wooden lion and a fearsome dragon. 112 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,360 He sat up a bit on his back legs and he kept very still. 113 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,360 He looked exactly like a crocodile on the roundabout. 114 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,360 Soon, all sorts of children came flocking into the fair. 115 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,360 Several of them ran towards the roundabout. 116 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,360 They were very excited. 117 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,360 I'm going to ride on a dragon. 118 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,360 I'm going on a lovely white horse. 119 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,360 I'm going on a lion. 120 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,360 And one little girl, whose name was Jill, said. 121 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,360 I'm going to ride on that funny old wood crocodile. 122 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,360 Funny old wood crocodile. 123 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,360 The enormous crocodile kept very still, 124 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,360 like he could see the little girl coming towards him. 125 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,360 Jumpy, jump, jump. 126 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,360 He thought. 127 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,360 I will grab her up. 128 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,360 Is she in a block? 129 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,360 It was the roly-poly bird. 130 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,360 He flew around and around the roundabout, thinking. 131 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,360 Look out, Jill. Look out, look out. 132 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,360 Look at that crocodile. 133 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Jill stopped and looked up. 134 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,360 That's not a wooden crocodile, 135 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,360 said the roly-poly bird. 136 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,360 It's a real one. 137 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,360 It's the enormous crocodile from the river, 138 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,360 and he wants to eat you up. 139 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,360 Suddenly, a big, big voice from the jungle shouted. 140 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,360 Stand back, children. Stand back. Stand back. 141 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,360 The children stopped and stared at the place where the voice was coming from. 142 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,360 Then, with a crashing of branches, 143 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,360 chunky dolphin came rushing out of the jungle. 144 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,360 That's not a branch you were going to sit on. 145 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,360 He bellowed. 146 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,360 It's the enormous crocodile, and he wants to eat you all up. 147 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,360 Chunky drooled over to a spot where the enormous crocodile was standing, 148 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,360 and quick as a flash, he wrapped his trunk around the crocodile's tail 149 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,360 and hoisted him up into the air. 150 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,360 Hey, let me go. 151 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Let me go, 152 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,360 yelled the enormous crocodile, who was now dangling upside down. 153 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,360 Let me go. Let me go. 154 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,360 No, 155 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,360 Chunky said. 156 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 I will not let you go. 157 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,360 We've all had quite enough of your clever tricks. 158 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,360 Chunky began to swing the crocodile round and round in the air. 159 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,360 At first, he swung him slowly. 160 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,360 Then he swung him faster, and faster, and faster still. 161 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:16,360 Soon, the enormous crocodile was just a blurry circle going round and round Chunky's head. 162 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,360 Suddenly, Chunky let go of the crocodile's tail, 163 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,360 and the crocodile went shooting high up into the sky like a huge dreamer. 164 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,360 Up and up he went, higher and higher, faster and faster. 165 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,360 He thought the air was just a tiny, dark mountain. 166 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,360 At last, the crocodile had enough. 167 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 He went up high into the sky. 168 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,360 He went in front of all the stars and planets, 169 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,360 until at last, with the most humongous 170 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,360 BANG! 171 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,360 The enormous crocodile crashed headfirst into the hot, hot sun 172 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,360 and went sizzling like a bacon. 173 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,360 I want to eat bacon. 174 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,360 I want to eat bacon.