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um i guess i'll take that one well do you need a paperweight because if you buy that machine

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that's all you're gonna have is an expensive paperweight well a paperweight would be nice

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but what i really need is a computer how about that one that technology is three months old

4
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only suckers buy out-of-date machines hey you're not a sucker are you sir heaven no oh good because

5
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if you were i'd have to ask you to leave the store i just need something to receive email

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You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that.

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That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.

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I was an astronaut.

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Of course you were.

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$5,000?

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You only have ten seconds to decide, sir.

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This is the best computer in the world and always will be, right?

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Absolutely. Just run the deed to your house through here.

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You are on your...

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Fifth?

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Mortgage.

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Hey, Lisa!

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Check out my new computer!