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It is located in a fictional planet called Kerbin. 52 00:05:09,629 --> 00:05:17,629 For some strange reason I can figure out the planet is inhabited, except for a long site in the middle of nowhere. 53 00:05:17,629 --> 00:05:25,329 The planet is ruled by little green men called Kerbals. You're the boss of their 54 00:05:25,329 --> 00:05:33,930 space agency. As the boss of their space program you are able to send missions to 55 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:39,430 other planets and land anywhere in the solar system. You can as well design your 56 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:44,550 ship to travel farther and faster. 57 00:05:54,569 --> 00:06:26,889 Well, I don't know, since I arrived to this city and I tried to be in this new neighborhood, 58 00:06:26,889 --> 00:06:35,889 the things are going terrible. I think that maybe I am not the right guy to be living here, you know? 59 00:06:35,889 --> 00:06:45,889 Why? Well, the first time I got to my neighborhood, when I tried to meet my new teammate, 60 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:56,889 my new partner told me. It was a very terrific situation because one of them was trying to 61 00:06:56,889 --> 00:07:07,889 shoot me with a gun, the other one had a nunchuck. I don't know, maybe I'm not used to this style 62 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:47,519 Like in a tornado cycle, so this is hurting you in your mind, in your head, in your glass. 63 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:55,060 I think that you will get better or you will take some pills. 64 00:07:55,060 --> 00:08:12,240 I think I felt that you were only young and that I have a problem. 65 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,240 What kind of therapies do you have? 66 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:22,240 Good question! Now we have a brand new therapy that is very powerful and very specific. 67 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:27,240 It's a burgin. It's for only 2,000 euros. Only 2,000 euros! 68 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,240 2,000 euros? That's too expensive! 69 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,240 No, it's a burgin. It's so cheap. 70 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:42,240 Any specific things related to this new therapy, because I don't understand the price, the cost of the new therapy. 71 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:48,240 Yeah, it's worth it. You have to pay the psychologist, you have to pay the place. 72 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,240 But I think that it's still having too much. 73 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,240 No, it's very cheap. 74 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 Very cheap? 75 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,240 For psychology, well, this is very cheap. 76 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:04,240 I think that I understand the point, because we are in open spaces. 77 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,240 Yeah, you have to pay for open spaces. 78 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,240 Because it's better for the patients. 79 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,240 So it's worth it. 80 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,240 Yeah, it's totally worth it. 81 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,240 You should apply for it. 82 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,240 Thanks, Javier. You have saved my life. 83 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,240 It's only my job. 84 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:28,480 Get the new therapy! 85 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:35,220 Jumping, jumping, jumping. 86 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:48,139 You can get yourself, please. 87 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:53,350 Get the new therapy! 88 00:09:53,350 --> 00:10:08,500 Get the new therapy! 89 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:37,460 Get the new therapy!