1 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,160 I dig it. 2 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:22,510 Cold Coolin' had a ball, and I'm looking for some action. 3 00:00:22,809 --> 00:00:26,449 But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction. 4 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:30,750 The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me. 5 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,909 My threads are fresh, and I'm looking deaf. 6 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:33,570 Yo, what's up? 7 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:34,509 What a low C. 8 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:38,630 The girls was all jocking at the other end of the bar. 9 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:42,710 Having drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star. 10 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,890 So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina. 11 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:50,990 I asked the guy, why are you so fly? He said, Funky Cole Medina. 12 00:00:53,630 --> 00:01:00,090 Funky Cole Medina. 13 00:01:00,469 --> 00:01:11,359 He told me a secret on how to get more chicks. 14 00:01:11,659 --> 00:01:15,400 Put a lid on Medina in your glass and the girls will come real quick. 15 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,439 It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac. 16 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:23,519 A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap. 17 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:27,579 So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg. 18 00:01:27,579 --> 00:01:30,000 And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me 19 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,739 And did the wild thing on my leg 20 00:01:31,739 --> 00:01:33,920 And he used to scratch and bite me 21 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,980 Before he was much, much meaner 22 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:38,260 But now all the poodles run to my house 23 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:39,959 For the funky cold medina 24 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,319 You know what I'm saying 25 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,540 I got every dog in my neighborhood 26 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,040 Breaking down my door 27 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,439 I got Spurs and Tennessee 28 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:50,840 Alex from Strohs 29 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,400 They won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal 30 00:01:54,400 --> 00:02:00,379 I went out to this girl, she said, hi, my name is Sheena 31 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:04,439 I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina 32 00:02:04,439 --> 00:02:08,639 She said, I'd like a drink, I said, um, okay, I'll go get it 33 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:12,620 And then a couple of sips, she go lick the lips, and I knew that she was with it 34 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:16,620 So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned 35 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:20,759 But when she got undressed, it was a big ol' mess, Sheena was a man 36 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:24,879 So I threw up mouth, I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener. 37 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:28,960 You must be sure that your girl is pure for the funky cold medina. 38 00:02:30,319 --> 00:02:33,680 You know, ain't no plans with a man. 39 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,879 Here's the 80s and I'm down with the ladies. 40 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:45,400 Break it down.