1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:15,500 There's a county map to go with the wall of hurling 2 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,879 A stick and a shinty bowl, the brick, the brick, the crack 3 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,600 And all is calling Irish pub 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,000 Hey! 5 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,559 Capri's hot, cook any of that 6 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:23,140 The Guinness, pie and the cabby's crack 7 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,640 The I don't wanna be patty track 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,140 We're calling Irish pub 9 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:29,719 While all babe folk just swear upon the holy book 10 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:33,039 The only crack you'll get is a slap in the ear 11 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:36,280 Blast off, be fucked, or lost and burst your filthy mug 12 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,159 If you draw one more shot, fuck it, maybe 13 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:54,200 Raise the price of beer a dollar 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,820 We'll make you wear a shirt in colour 15 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,899 We'll buy a bloody tribe, colour and colour 16 00:00:57,899 --> 00:00:58,780 An Irish pub 17 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,659 The egg of bums and double shots 18 00:01:00,659 --> 00:01:02,380 The underage just think it's toast 19 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:04,019 We spike the drinks and pay the cuffs 20 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,319 We got us an Irish pub 21 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,260 The quick run in the filthy dog 22 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:09,400 The patent glass across the lug of the lady 23 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,540 Oh, the dirty goat 24 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,819 We got us an Irish pub 25 00:01:11,819 --> 00:01:13,019 It's over to me 26 00:01:13,019 --> 00:01:13,799 Hello, it's over to you 27 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,420 We step along the avenue 28 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:16,879 And who the hell is running through? 29 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:18,379 We got us an Irish pub 30 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,340 Quiet, I'll be fucked 31 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:21,959 Just ran upon the horny folk 32 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:25,159 The only crap you get is a slap in the ear 33 00:01:25,159 --> 00:01:26,859 Quiet, I'll be fucked 34 00:01:26,859 --> 00:01:28,560 So laugh and burst your filthy mug 35 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,019 If you drop one more shot, I'll give me beer 36 00:01:32,019 --> 00:01:47,340 Plastic screens, neon lights, carry fog 37 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,920 An alkyd knife, a bouncer's knife 38 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,019 To pick the fights for color in an Irish pub 39 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:52,920 Plastic cups, a polished floor 40 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,659 We'll hold the blood right out the door 41 00:01:54,659 --> 00:01:56,260 And let the knuckle back for more 42 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:57,579 What we've got is an Irish pub 43 00:01:57,579 --> 00:01:59,540 While I'll be fucked 44 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,140 You sweat upon the holy boot 45 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:02,439 The only crack you'll get 46 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:04,359 Is a slap in the ear 47 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:06,040 While I'll be fucked 48 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,700 The lover burst your filthy mug 49 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,740 If you draw one more shot 50 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,099 I'll give me beer 51 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:24,919 On top of the morning 52 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,620 Gary on, kiss me, I'm Irish 53 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,500 Molly Malone, I found you, slant you, punk 54 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,180 My home, we got us an Irish pub 55 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:32,340 Despite the punches, strip the willows 56 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,800 Strike me up, the rakes are mellow 57 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,379 The lift, he never runs, so shallow 58 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:36,719 We got us an Irish pub 59 00:02:36,719 --> 00:02:40,319 Quiet up, big fuck, you're straight up on the holly book 60 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:42,919 The only crack you get is a slap in the ear 61 00:02:43,479 --> 00:02:46,900 Quiet up, big fuck, the love of first, you filthy monk 62 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,180 If you draw one more shot, I'll give me bread 63 00:02:54,919 --> 00:03:05,919 Thank you.