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O que é o idioma de los zombis?

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Era unha onda tan fea, tan fea, tan fea, que cando le preguntaba a un perreo,

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como gostaba de ser el perreo, uau!

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O que é o idioma de los zombis? Espanol ou ingles? Zombi ingles.

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Unha vez había unha filha que se chamaba Fuego,

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e estava jogando con Fuego, e dizia,

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filha, non fungeis con Fuego, e Fuego se quedou sem tampos.

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Mamá, no colección me mandou isto, mamá.

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Dize la madre, eh, mamá,

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ai, non me, ai, por que iso, Nacho?

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Que idioma hablan los zombis? Latín, porque é lengua muerta.

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Unha vez, eh, llegaba unha filha de Isolento,

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e dizia a mamá,

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mamá, mamá, cole me llaman mentón,

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e dize a mamá, ai, iso,

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cierra la boca que me rayas la mesa.

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Había unha vez un bollito que respiraba por el culo,

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unha vez, se sentou e durou.

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En qué se parece un elefante úna cama,

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en cafe a elefante tipo.

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y. de rera culpe предme

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Qual es el culpo dos palos,

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O cualol cúlo e o calo que noro é o nin!

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Ha disizui, unha se chame Álfon,

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a outra Adiot,

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unwa ton e llunha.

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Una se cale á baixe,

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otra va a rascatal

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e outra para a policía.

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Y. de general de las policías.

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Policía! Policía!

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Nadie está caendo á agua

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e ninguno le está rascatando.

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Pero vamos a verle,

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non estes tonto?

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Sí, como non has sabido.

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Como sabe un elefante

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dar a bici na mojada?

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Que hace un reik ingleses

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en un campo de trigo?

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Bailar con trigo,

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vivir con trigo.

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Que mojada vive en la nevera?

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En la água.

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Este era un borracho,

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un nin en un motel.

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Se va a un motel

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e les toca en la planta.

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En la planta,

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unha vez,

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en la planta,

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al diez,

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o nin puede,

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o nin no puede

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e o borracho está bien.

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Al nin puede,

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el nin no puede

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e o borracho está bien.

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En la planta cincuenta,

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el nin no puede

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e el borracho no puede un poco

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e o borracho está bien.

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En la planta cien,

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el nin no puede

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e o borracho está bien.

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En la planta mil,

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el nin no puede

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e o borracho no puede.

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El oni no puede

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e o borracho está bien.

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E a familia llega,

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e dice,

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e a pregunta é

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e o nin é borracho.

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Borracho é porque te ríes,

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e dices, é que o nin é borracho.

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Xa.

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Porque no Minecraft non és gimnasio,

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porque xa están todos cuadrados.

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Xa.

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Xa.

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Xab.

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Médicos

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Hallo, ¿Tu qué estás haciendo?

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¿Tienes algo miedo por imminentemente?

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¡No te preocupes!

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Tenemos una película la voy a tocar para ti,

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oscuramente.

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Pero para ti solo...

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...nesas canciones.

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Puedes alcanzar eso.

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Tenemos una película la voy a tocar para ti,

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oscuramente.

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Pero para ti solo...

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...nesas canciones.

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Puedes alcanzar eso.

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