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Welcome to Trains Maximum. We're going to start traveling, so please put your seatbelts on.

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Tickets! Tickets! Tickets! Hello!

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Pardon?

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We don't want the tickets, thank you.

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I'm not selling tickets, ladies.

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No?

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No, I want to see your tickets.

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We haven't got a ticket.

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You haven't got a ticket?

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No, we never buy a ticket.

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Why not?

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They are very expensive, you know?

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Yes, but you're traveling on a train, and when people travel on a train, they always buy a ticket.

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No, they don't.

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Pardon?

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A lot of people don't buy tickets. The queen doesn't buy a ticket.

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Does she?

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No, but she's a famous person!

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And what about you? Where's yours?

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Mine?

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Yes, you. Your ticket. Have you got a ticket?

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Mimi's?

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Yes, you.

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No, I haven't got a ticket.

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Oh, are you a fabulous person?

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No, but I am the ticket inspector. I inspect the tickets.

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Are you going to show me your tickets?

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No, we haven't got that yet.

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I see.

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What are you going to do?

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I'm going to write your names in my paper.

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Ah.

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What are your names?

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Mickey Mouse and...

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Minnie Mouse.

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Me and me. Mouse. M-O-U-S-E-E.

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No, what are your real names?

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Karl Marx, William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens.

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If you're not going to tell me your names, please leave the train.

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Pardon?

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Leave the train!

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We can't. You can't what now?

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We can't leave the train.

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Right now at the next station. It's in the book. Wait.

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Let's see. Here, look. Rule number one. When you travel by train, you buy a ticket.

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And if you don't buy a ticket, you say your name. And if you don't say your name, you leave the train.

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Okay. Here we are. We're coming to the station. Please leave the train now.

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now yes I'm sorry but that's okay it's in the book wait what did you say she said that's okay

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okay yes it's our station goodbye oh you mean these tickets yes those tickets these tickets