1 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:04,110 Audio Jungle 2 00:00:04,110 --> 00:00:34,960 Audio Jungle 3 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:45,280 Audio Jungle 4 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:55,530 Audio Jungle 5 00:00:56,829 --> 00:01:48,969 Hello everyone, my name is Miko, my name is Ayan, and we will tell you a joke. 6 00:01:48,969 --> 00:01:56,969 Who doesn't Messi want to baptize his son because he doesn't want me to be Christian? 7 00:01:56,969 --> 00:02:01,969 What do you call cheese that's not yours? 8 00:02:01,969 --> 00:02:03,969 Mocha cheese! 9 00:02:03,969 --> 00:02:05,969 Why are all bad liars? 10 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:08,969 Because you can see right through them. 11 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:12,969 Why can't Elsa have a balloon? 12 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:14,969 Because she would let it go. 13 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,969 Let it go! 14 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:19,969 What is doing Thanos with a tractor? 15 00:02:19,969 --> 00:02:21,969 She's the pony. 16 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:24,969 How do the people work in a courtroom? 17 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:25,969 I don't know. 18 00:02:25,969 --> 00:02:29,969 We go to an acorn because it's always 90 degrees. 19 00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:32,969 How pretty! Why does the acorn eat fish? 20 00:02:32,969 --> 00:02:34,969 Because the fish doesn't eat cats. 21 00:02:36,969 --> 00:02:38,969 Hello SpongeBob! 22 00:02:38,969 --> 00:02:43,969 Why does the calamari wash the flowers when he is angry? 23 00:02:43,969 --> 00:02:47,969 Because he washes the flowers with water on the water. 24 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:57,969 Hello, be first. How was your morning? Beautiful morning. 25 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:05,969 Why do the cats eat cat food? Because the cat food doesn't eat dogs. 26 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:11,969 What is the name of the fish who throw on the sixth floor? 27 00:03:11,969 --> 00:03:20,969 Why do you love it more January than in cold weather? 28 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:28,969 Because January has social work days and February has personal days. 29 00:03:28,969 --> 00:03:31,969 What do you call a train coming back home? 30 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:32,969 A choo-choo train. 31 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:34,969 Choo-choo! 32 00:03:34,969 --> 00:03:39,969 What day of the week are most twins born? 33 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:40,969 Tuesday. 34 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:51,650 You're pretty. I wish there are something between us. 35 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,650 Yes, a world. 36 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:59,650 You want to know why cats don't sleep at night? 37 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,650 Because they want to disturb humans. 38 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,650 Safari of heaven. 39 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:07,650 Because seven is nine. 40 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:15,650 Why do the teachers need to wear sunglasses? 41 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:20,649 Because the students are so bright. 42 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:23,649 What does Howard say to another Howard? 43 00:04:23,649 --> 00:04:25,649 How are you? 44 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:30,649 What does Messi ask about his soul? 45 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:36,649 Because he doesn't want to become Christian. 46 00:04:36,649 --> 00:04:53,649 How does a child jump into a swimming pool with a wrinkled t-shirt on a plant? 47 00:04:53,649 --> 00:05:00,189 What does a rock tell to another? 48 00:05:00,189 --> 00:05:02,350 To light his heart. 49 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:09,149 How did Thor get on the top of a building? 50 00:05:09,149 --> 00:05:13,389 With an elevator. 51 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:19,629 The hero is not in England, but how do you decide better in Paris? 52 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:20,829 With doctor. 53 00:05:20,829 --> 00:05:26,829 A balloon sent another balloon in the desert before they cut it. 54 00:05:26,829 --> 00:05:29,829 At school, they call me distracted. 55 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:35,829 Juanito, but you live in the house across the street. 56 00:05:35,829 --> 00:05:37,829 What is a crescent bird? 57 00:05:37,829 --> 00:05:39,829 A hazelnut. 58 00:05:39,829 --> 00:05:46,829 What do you see? One eye? 59 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:49,829 So close, I don't see you. 60 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:59,709 What do you call a bear with no teeth? 61 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:01,709 A grown bear! 62 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:05,709 What did Ciro says to it? 63 00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:07,709 What? Night bell! 64 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:11,709 It's the worst joke I ever heard! 65 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:15,709 What says one tree to another tree? 66 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,709 What? 67 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,709 They like best like this! 68 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,709 What is the nightmare of a panda bear? 69 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:35,790 a verb? I don't know. That in the photos I'm always in black and white. This job is good. 70 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:43,589 Why can't Trump go to the White House? I don't know. Why? Because it's forbidden. What does 71 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:50,589 Does a tree say to another tree, wow, it has a plant, a plant, a plant. 72 00:06:54,589 --> 00:06:58,589 How do all the oceans say hello to each other? 73 00:06:58,589 --> 00:07:00,589 They wave. 74 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:01,589 Ha ha ha ha ha. 75 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:06,589 What does this tree say to another tree? 76 00:07:06,589 --> 00:07:09,589 They say I'm too fast. 77 00:07:09,589 --> 00:07:10,589 Ha ha ha ha ha. 78 00:07:10,589 --> 00:07:14,089 Can you give me some money, please? 79 00:07:14,089 --> 00:07:18,089 Lucas, why don't you say it in English? 80 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:21,089 With some dollars. 81 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:23,589 You can give me dollars. 82 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:28,089 What is the stone style and other stone? 83 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:29,089 What? 84 00:07:29,089 --> 00:07:30,589 The language is hard. 85 00:07:30,589 --> 00:07:34,089 See what do a parrot see? 86 00:07:34,089 --> 00:07:36,089 Do not a parrot? 87 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,310 You see so well.