1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,129 In North Africa, head to Cairo, the fertile delta of the Nile. 2 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:26,949 That's where our families had their dynasties, now we're all mummies. 3 00:00:29,089 --> 00:00:36,210 Uniting the Lord and the perfect Egyptians, we ruled government and led our religion. 4 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,750 And for our spirits 5 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,030 They've built pyramids 6 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,810 Where folly feeds 7 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:45,789 Read the hieroglyphs 8 00:00:45,789 --> 00:00:48,810 Give me a double crown and I'll rule you 9 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:52,030 Been king since I was nine years old 10 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,729 Dude, yeah, I'm through, through, coming 11 00:00:53,729 --> 00:00:55,649 I'm Pharaoh, through, through, coming 12 00:00:55,649 --> 00:00:59,390 I'm Pharaoh, through, through, coming 13 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:03,950 Don't let our canine control you 14 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:07,230 Just pray to the gods that you're used to 15 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,709 Yeah, I'm due to come 16 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:10,590 I'm feral due to come 17 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:14,329 I'm feral due to come 18 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:15,430 Roll some big crime 19 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,730 From the Nile silt 20 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:19,250 Get specialized jobs 21 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,329 Trade for profit 22 00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:22,730 Build technology 23 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,510 Learn geometry 24 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,489 And try surgery 25 00:01:26,489 --> 00:01:30,069 Oh, make a calendar 26 00:01:30,069 --> 00:01:32,709 Get a scribe, yes 27 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:36,469 Make him write it down on papyrus 28 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:39,609 Cause flood and water comes in the summer 29 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:41,769 Without it we're cursed 30 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,329 Oh yeah, yeah, ask my vizier 31 00:01:45,329 --> 00:01:48,829 My priest put the gods in a good mood 32 00:01:48,829 --> 00:01:53,129 My red land is black cause I told you that I'm through 33 00:01:53,129 --> 00:01:55,629 I'm coming, I'm Pharaoh through, I'm coming 34 00:01:55,629 --> 00:01:59,430 I'm Pharaoh through, I'm coming 35 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:22,189 Ha, the best pharaoh is the great Ramses, the Hittite's foe, though he made a beastry 36 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:23,189 deed. 37 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:27,189 I built a stable kingdom, I ruled for decades, then some. 38 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,590 Who's this King Cutgum? 39 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,409 Ha ha! 40 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,030 Was he a woman or a slave? 41 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:33,830 He has my respect. 42 00:02:34,289 --> 00:02:37,710 He can roll my photo breeds and spin my linens out of flax. 43 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:39,669 And he can clean my jewelry. 44 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,550 And whenever I'm thirsty, he'll build shawduks for me. 45 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,250 Ha ha ha ha! 46 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,009 Oh, my old Cyrus! 47 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:50,509 Black Queen Hotchkiss said, I'll explore you. 48 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:55,310 I'll train you to poons and I'll show you that I'm doofing. 49 00:02:55,310 --> 00:03:07,879 I'll destroy your history.