1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:14,220 Hello, we are Ian, my character is Mr. Jones 3, Eva, and my character is Mr. Jones 2, Thomas, 2 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:28,300 my character is Mr. Jones 4, Eva, my character is Mr. Jones, and me, my character is Aguilera. 3 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:37,340 Good afternoon, my name is Charles Jones. I come from Wales, from Cardiff. 4 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:47,340 I saw an advertisement in the newspaper. It says, Charles Jones, money, 4 o'clock, Tuesday afternoon. 5 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:52,759 And it gave this address. Yes, come here please with those three gentlemen. 6 00:00:55,219 --> 00:00:59,759 Thank you. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. 7 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:00,679 Good afternoon. 8 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,479 Nice day, isn't it? 9 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:03,920 Yes. 10 00:01:04,459 --> 00:01:05,120 Yes, it is. 11 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:05,760 Yes. 12 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,120 Now, Mr. Jones? 13 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:12,920 Yes. 14 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,560 Mr. Jones? 15 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,280 Yes. 16 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:20,920 The Mr. Jones I'm looking for comes from Cardiff, from Wales. 17 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:24,239 That's me. I'm Charles Jones. My name is Charles Jones. 18 00:01:24,599 --> 00:01:26,420 So am I. I'm Charles Jones. 19 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,040 So am I. I'm really Charles Jones. 20 00:01:32,019 --> 00:01:37,379 So am I. I'm from... No. I'm Charles Young. 21 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:43,420 The Mr. Young I'm looking for has got three children. 22 00:01:44,299 --> 00:01:46,560 Yes, that's me. I've got three children. 23 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,060 That's me. I've got three children. 24 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,840 What about you two? 25 00:01:54,319 --> 00:01:56,680 Yes, I've got three children. 26 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,760 Yes. No. So am I. So am I. 27 00:02:02,019 --> 00:02:03,920 I've got their three children. 28 00:02:04,579 --> 00:02:06,780 You haven't? What are their names? 29 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:10,319 Alan, Michael and David. 30 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:12,860 So am I. 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,539 So am I. Alan, Michael and David. 32 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:21,960 So, you are saying you are Mr. Jones. 33 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:25,979 Well, Mr. Jones hasn't paid any tax for the last five years. 34 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,620 He must pay to the government five million pounds. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,199 Actually, my name isn't Jones. Goodbye. 36 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:50,580 In actuality, I don't have children. 37 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:57,580 So, you are Mr. Jones. Congratulations! You are a rich man. 38 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:02,580 I'm Mr. Jones, but I'm not a rich man. I can pay the tax. 39 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:06,500 You are a rich man because your grandfather did less that you did. 40 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,439 But he was a millionaire! 41 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,979 Yes, and I'm your cousin Jane, and you and I have all this money. 42 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,259 Cousin Jane? Hey, Jane! Let's go out and celebrate! 43 00:03:16,599 --> 00:03:18,240 Good idea! Let's go out and celebrate!