1 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:30,420 Mmm, a dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram. 2 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,280 You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world. 3 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,540 Oh, now, Homer, they're nothing special. 4 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,780 The extra ingredient is care. 5 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:45,180 Mmm, a sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric, and a whisper of MSG. 6 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,719 Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. 7 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,099 Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me. 8 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,459 It's no trouble. 9 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:54,319 I got a whole garage full of tools I never use. 10 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,540 Hey, kids. 11 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,620 I spy Itchy and Scratchy off the port bow. 12 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,920 Hey, down in front. 13 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:01,760 Shut up, boy. 14 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:26,400 I knew all this stuff would come in handy someday. 15 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:27,699 Let's see now. 16 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,680 Ah, here it is. 17 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,259 The complete handyman's bookshelf. 18 00:02:32,939 --> 00:02:33,740 Volume one. 19 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:34,979 Spice racks. 20 00:02:39,229 --> 00:02:41,669 Pick up a hammer. 21 00:02:43,729 --> 00:03:27,479 Hey dad, can you move your head? 22 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,840 No, I can't. It's broken. 23 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:35,699 Where would an innocent child get the idea to attack her father with a mallet? 24 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:56,840 Oh Maggie, bad baby! 25 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:58,439 Keep her away from me, Marge. 26 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,639 She's got that crazy look in her eyes again. 27 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,789 So television's responsible. 28 00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:08,830 Hey, we were watching that. 29 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,569 Mom, what are you doing? 30 00:04:09,669 --> 00:04:12,349 Well, you won't be watching these cartoons anymore, ever. 31 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:17,170 But, Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots. 32 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:19,730 Really? What kind of robots? 33 00:04:20,689 --> 00:04:24,069 I heard about the cartoons. Tough break, man. 34 00:04:24,269 --> 00:04:25,110 Thanks, Nelson. 35 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:29,050 Hey, what if you watch Chitty and Scratchy over at my house? 36 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,550 Hey, that's just crazy enough to work. 37 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:41,149 you heard me I won't be in for the rest of the week I told you my baby beat me 38 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:48,050 up oh it's not the worst excuse I ever thought up wise guy hmm I wonder why 39 00:04:48,050 --> 00:05:09,759 Bart and Lisa are so late getting home from school hey how come you can watch 40 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:16,000 cartoons but the kids can't because why because i said so because you said so why homer i'm trying 41 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,759 to work oh what are you doing i'm cataloging the violence in these cartoons i don't think 42 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:39,490 adults have ever actually sat down and watched them before a warped human being would find that 43 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:48,449 funny this is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable 44 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:54,649 viewers? Yeah, but what are you going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to write 45 00:05:54,649 --> 00:06:06,389 a letter. Dear purveyors of senseless violence, I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe 46 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:13,050 that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way. 47 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:21,509 please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming yours truly 48 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:27,389 marge simpson take a letter miss white dear valued viewer thank you for taking an interest 49 00:06:27,389 --> 00:06:32,170 in the itchy and scratchy program enclosed is a personally autographed photo of america's 50 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:36,750 favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection in regards to your specific comments 51 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:41,689 about the show our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference no matter how 52 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:48,930 big a screwball she is so let me close by saying and the horse i rode in on i'll show them what 53 00:06:48,930 --> 00:07:20,750 one screwball can do everybody's looking at us marge well that's what we want them to do homer 54 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:28,069 oh well how long are we gonna have to be doing this well i've never changed the world before 55 00:07:28,069 --> 00:07:33,370 so i don't know how long it takes exactly but if enough people take an interest hello marge 56 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,029 Oh, what is S-N-U-H? 57 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,089 S-N-U-H. 58 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:37,410 Oh. 59 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:43,370 It stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping. 60 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:46,930 I've started a crusade against cartoon violence. 61 00:07:47,129 --> 00:07:53,230 I can protect my own children, but there are many others whose minds are being warped every afternoon at four. 62 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:53,870 Oh. 63 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:59,550 That reminds me. I've got to get over to Milhouse's and play sports. 64 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:00,189 All right. 65 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,170 And I'm going over to Janie's again. 66 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:05,790 We're going to be, um, making the most of our childhood years. 67 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:06,430 Have fun. 68 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:07,569 We will. 69 00:08:12,949 --> 00:08:18,980 And what happens when a... 70 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:22,300 The answer is all around you. 71 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,060 How many of you were hit on the head with mallets last week? 72 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:28,480 Yeah! 73 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:37,120 I didn't know they still made TV dinners this bad. 74 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,879 After dinner, can I watch cartoons? 75 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:39,299 No. 76 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,200 There's peas in my fruit cobbler. 77 00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,580 There's peas everywhere. 78 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,759 Well, I guess I'll just go and watch some cartoons. 79 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:47,500 No. 80 00:08:47,899 --> 00:08:49,620 I'm sorry about the dinners. 81 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,240 I'll make up for it tomorrow night. 82 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:53,100 Hey, who's up for some cartoons? 83 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,059 No one. 84 00:08:54,139 --> 00:08:54,820 All right. 85 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:59,340 Hey, tomorrow night, how about making some of your patented pork chops? 86 00:08:59,779 --> 00:09:00,299 Sure. 87 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:03,259 Oh, dear, I can't. 88 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,519 I've got three protest rallies tomorrow. 89 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,179 Don't! 90 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:10,059 20 million women in the world, and I had to marry Jane Fonda. 91 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,539 Hi, kids. 92 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:14,200 Guess what, Sideshow Mel? 93 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,440 It's time for Itchy and Scratchy! 94 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:23,549 Come on, boys and girls. 95 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:27,909 But Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment, again. 96 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,169 Please, stop it. 97 00:09:31,549 --> 00:09:32,029 What's going on? 98 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,149 Who are you people? 99 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:38,919 What do we want? 100 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:39,440 No! 101 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,279 You're ruining the show! 102 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:44,440 Oh, stop it. 103 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,639 Please, stop. 104 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,720 Oh, please, lady. 105 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:49,700 Be quiet, quiet. 106 00:09:49,700 --> 00:10:02,220 that woman that's screwball marge simpson we've got to stop her but how drop an anvil on her 107 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:06,919 hit her on the head with a piano stuff her full of tnt then throw a match down her throat and run 108 00:10:06,919 --> 00:10:11,340 all your fancy degrees and that's the best you can do you make me sick 109 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:25,559 i'm so funny 110 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:35,529 you know some of these stories are pretty good i never knew mice lived such interesting lives 111 00:10:35,529 --> 00:10:40,070 so much needless brutality i don't know if i'm having any impact at all 112 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:55,250 don't do that take that you dumb squirrel 113 00:10:55,250 --> 00:11:05,590 where did i get their ideas what is it what smart line yes i've heard of your late night 114 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:12,629 panel discussion show well i'd love to smart line with our local emmy award winning host 115 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,289 Kent Brockman 116 00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:15,929 Hello, I'm Kent Brockman 117 00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:18,690 And welcome to another edition of Smartline 118 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,950 Are cartoons too violent for children? 119 00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:22,990 Most people would say no, of course not 120 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,529 What kind of stupid question is that? 121 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,350 But one woman says yes 122 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,470 And she's here with us tonight, Mrs. Marge Simpson 123 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,710 There she is! 124 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,690 Also with us for this animated discussion 125 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:36,830 Are Roger Myers, chairman of the board of Itchy and Scratchy International 126 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,330 Thank you 127 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:41,370 Krusty the Clown, whose delightful program brings us the antics of Itchy and Scratchy 128 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,629 every afternoon at 4. 129 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,610 Hi, Kent. 130 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,690 And joining us live via satellite from Vienna, 131 00:11:47,809 --> 00:11:48,669 the home of Sigmund Freud, 132 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,149 the world's most famous psychiatrist, 133 00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:52,929 to give us an insight into the human mind, 134 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:54,429 Dr. Marvin Monroe. 135 00:11:54,889 --> 00:11:55,330 Hiya. 136 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,809 Now, first, let's see what all the excitement is about. 137 00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:00,409 Here's an example of the work currently being turned out 138 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:01,750 at INS Studios. 139 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:12,789 Hilarious. 140 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:14,970 Now, what in the world is wrong with that, Mrs. Simpson? 141 00:12:15,129 --> 00:12:16,149 There's nothing wrong with it. 142 00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,009 Excuse me. 143 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:17,669 Excuse me. 144 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,649 He was addressing me. 145 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:19,750 I know. There's nothing wrong with it. 146 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,370 Excuse me, there is. 147 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,049 I think that it's a bad influence on children. 148 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:24,909 Oh, give me a break. 149 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,850 I think that is a bunch of baloney. 150 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:28,190 And here's why. 151 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,409 In preparing for this debate, 152 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:32,549 I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing. 153 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:36,629 There was violence in the past long before cartoons were invented. 154 00:12:37,009 --> 00:12:38,289 I see. Fascinating. 155 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,590 Yeah, and there was something called the Crusades, for instance. 156 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:41,850 Tremendous violence. 157 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:42,889 Many people killed. 158 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,590 The darn thing went on for 30 years. 159 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,669 And this was before cartoons were invented. 160 00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:47,929 Oh, that's right, Kent. 161 00:12:47,929 --> 00:12:50,110 So much for your viewpoint 162 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,750 Dr. Marvin Monroe in Vienna 163 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,210 Would you care to comment on all this? 164 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,129 Well, Kent, to me 165 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:57,190 The hijinks of a few comic characters 166 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,129 Absolutely pale in comparison 167 00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,029 With the crippling emotional problems 168 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,789 A psychiatrist runs into every day 169 00:13:02,789 --> 00:13:05,710 I'm referring here to women who love too much 170 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,769 Fear of winning, sexaholism 171 00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:08,710 Stuff like that 172 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,850 So you have no professional objection 173 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,809 To Itchy and Scratchy 174 00:13:12,809 --> 00:13:13,690 No, not at all 175 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:16,549 In fact, one of my guilty little pleasures 176 00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:19,470 is to snuggle up with a big bucket of butted popcorn, 177 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,529 dim the lights, turn on itchy and scratchy, 178 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,110 and laugh myself silly. 179 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,830 And what the hell is wrong with that? 180 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:25,649 Not a thing. 181 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,210 Now, for another opinion. 182 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:29,409 Hi, Kent. 183 00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:31,669 Krusty, please. 184 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,970 We're giving you an opportunity to participate in a serious discussion here. 185 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:36,809 Oh, I'm sorry, Kent. 186 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,570 Just when the camera gets on me, I... 187 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:40,330 Hey, hey! 188 00:13:41,549 --> 00:13:41,990 Krusty! 189 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,509 Well, it looks like we're not going to settle this tonight. 190 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:49,070 Mrs. Simpson, in the nine seconds we have left, 191 00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:50,710 can you summarize your position for us? 192 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:51,269 Yes. 193 00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:53,950 I'd like to ask all the parents in Springfield 194 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,830 who are concerned about this to write in 195 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,129 and let the cartoon makers know how you feel. 196 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:58,789 Thank you. 197 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,830 I don't believe this. 198 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:04,190 I will never watch your show, buy any of your products, 199 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,389 or break if I see you crossing the street. 200 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:09,870 Wow, that's cold. 201 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,090 Dear sleaze merchant, 202 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:15,970 Oh, come on, that hurts. 203 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:21,090 Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. 204 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,179 Hello? 205 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:35,860 Is this Marge Simpson? 206 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:36,679 Yes. 207 00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:40,519 The Marge Simpson who fixed it so cartoons can't be violent anymore? 208 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:41,399 Yes. 209 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,879 This is Myers. I'm here with the writers. 210 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:46,500 Listen, you're so smart. How do we end this picture? 211 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:48,740 Hmm. Well, what's the problem you're having? 212 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:52,539 Okay, here it is. Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone and... 213 00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:54,460 Well, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw. 214 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,559 Okay, a pie. 215 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,539 Anyway, Scratchy is understandably upset. 216 00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,000 Mm-hmm. 217 00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:02,840 So we figured he could, you know, just grab Itchy and toss him in a bucket of acid. 218 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:03,779 Oh, dear. 219 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:10,460 But then we remembered that this might be interpreted as violence, which is morally wrong now, thanks to you. 220 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,879 So what's your big idea? How do we end this? 221 00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:14,659 Hmm, let's see. 222 00:15:14,659 --> 00:15:27,960 oh couldn't itchy share his pie with scratchy then they would both have pie it's different i'll give 223 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:33,879 you that it's a tool that every home handyman needs it's a jigsaw it's a power drill it's a 224 00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:39,720 wood turning lathe it's an asphalt spitter it's 67 tools in one how much would you pay for a 225 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,580 machine that can do all this one thousand dollars oh don't answer yet oh sorry because you also get 226 00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:46,799 Hey, I was watching that. 227 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,139 It's time for Krusty. 228 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:49,919 You mean we can watch cartoons again, Mom? 229 00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:51,500 Yes, dear, all you want. 230 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,779 All right! 231 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:55,200 Turn it up! 232 00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:58,720 Hey, kids, it's time for Itchy and Scratchy. 233 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:04,200 They love, they share, they share and love and share. 234 00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:06,379 Love, love, love, share, share, share. 235 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:09,019 The Itchy and Scratchy Show. 236 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:18,389 Lemonade? 237 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:24,389 Please, I made it just for you 238 00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:26,990 You are my best friend 239 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:31,700 Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge 240 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,779 I think it conveys a very nice message of sharing 241 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,039 I think it sucks 242 00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:40,200 Oh, hey, thank you, Maggie 243 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,960 Mmm, this really hits the spot 244 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,480 Doesn't it, though? 245 00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,700 You make really good lemonade, Scratchy 246 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,139 Oh, thank you, Itchy 247 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:51,320 Wasn't that funny, boys and girls? 248 00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:54,559 Well, wasn't it? 249 00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,879 Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons? 250 00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,519 Nah, come on, Lise. 251 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,879 Maybe there's something else to do on this planet. 252 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:13,089 The third bowl of porridge was just right. 253 00:17:14,529 --> 00:18:21,819 Hey, kids. 254 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,009 Is this Saturday? 255 00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:29,970 So, what did you kids do today? 256 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:31,670 Me and the guys went fishing. 257 00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:34,150 Almost caught a catfish this big. 258 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,670 And Janie and I went bird watching 259 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,109 We saw a grackle 260 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:39,529 Oh, that's nice, dear 261 00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:42,109 Come on, Lise, let's go finish our soapbox razors 262 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:44,490 Okay, may we please be excused? 263 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:44,970 Sure 264 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:48,910 Wow, what great kids 265 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,210 This is a golden age, Marge 266 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,089 And the parents of Springfield owe it all to you 267 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,930 Hmm, I didn't really expect things to change this much 268 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,029 Well, I always knew you'd change the world 269 00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,430 For the better 270 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:08,329 this will be the art event of the century the greatest masterpiece of italian renaissance 271 00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:13,930 michelangelo's david and a coast-to-coast tour of united states sir which cities will be included 272 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:20,269 in your itinerary uh new york springfield yes and if we have time chicago boston los angeles 273 00:19:20,269 --> 00:19:27,140 Marge, hit the door. 274 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,319 What in the world? 275 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,420 Get dressed, Marge. 276 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:37,240 You've got to lead our protest against this abomination. 277 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,400 But that's Michelangelo's David. 278 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,619 It's a masterpiece. 279 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:42,980 It's filth. 280 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,259 It graphically portrays parts of the human body, 281 00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:47,660 which, practical as they may be, are evil. 282 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,200 But I like that statue. 283 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:52,079 I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. 284 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:52,960 Come on, girls. 285 00:19:52,960 --> 00:20:03,819 what is this all about what do you people want we want you to get their big italian butt out of 286 00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:10,980 here smart line with our local emmy award-winning host kent brockman is it a masterpiece or just 287 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:16,380 some guy with his pants down that's our topic tonight on smart line now mrs simpson why are 288 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:22,359 you against this statue i'm not i think everyone in springfield should see it wait a minute aren't 289 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:28,460 you Marge Simpson the wacko? Yes and no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How can you be for one form of 290 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:33,680 freedom of expression like a big naked friend over there and be against another form like 291 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:41,400 Itchy and Scratchy? Good question. Well, I guess I can't, which is a shame because I really hate 292 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,900 those cartoons. Oh yeah? Well, what do you have to say to all those Marge Simpson wannabes out 293 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:53,200 there who wish to suppress david's doodle i don't know i guess one person can make a difference 294 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:58,700 but most of the time they probably shouldn't well uh i guess that settles that uh i'd like 295 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:02,500 to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early tonight join us tomorrow when our 296 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:45,730 topic will be religion which is the one true faith well there he is michelangelo's dave david 297 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,049 Oh, what's wrong, Marge? 298 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:52,369 Oh, I mean, here the kids have a chance to see a great work of art, 299 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:56,349 and instead they're home watching a cat and mouse disembowel each other. 300 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,109 Hey, don't worry, Marge. 301 00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:02,349 Pretty soon, every boy and girl at Springfield Elementary School 302 00:22:02,349 --> 00:22:03,970 is going to come and see this thing. 303 00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:05,230 Really? Why? 304 00:22:05,569 --> 00:22:06,869 They're forcing them! 305 00:22:08,609 --> 00:22:11,430 Oh, well, isn't that nice? 306 00:22:17,039 --> 00:23:02,950 Shh.