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Subido el 15 de septiembre de 2024 por Ruben J.

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Mmm, a dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram. 00:01:24
You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world. 00:01:30
Oh, now, Homer, they're nothing special. 00:01:34
The extra ingredient is care. 00:01:37
Mmm, a sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric, and a whisper of MSG. 00:01:39
Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. 00:01:45
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me. 00:01:47
It's no trouble. 00:01:50
I got a whole garage full of tools I never use. 00:01:51
Hey, kids. 00:01:54
I spy Itchy and Scratchy off the port bow. 00:01:55
Hey, down in front. 00:01:59
Shut up, boy. 00:02:01
I knew all this stuff would come in handy someday. 00:02:23
Let's see now. 00:02:26
Ah, here it is. 00:02:28
The complete handyman's bookshelf. 00:02:29
Volume one. 00:02:32
Spice racks. 00:02:34
Pick up a hammer. 00:02:39
Hey dad, can you move your head? 00:02:43
No, I can't. It's broken. 00:03:27
Where would an innocent child get the idea to attack her father with a mallet? 00:03:31
Oh Maggie, bad baby! 00:03:36
Keep her away from me, Marge. 00:03:57
She's got that crazy look in her eyes again. 00:03:58
So television's responsible. 00:04:03
Hey, we were watching that. 00:04:07
Mom, what are you doing? 00:04:08
Well, you won't be watching these cartoons anymore, ever. 00:04:09
But, Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots. 00:04:12
Really? What kind of robots? 00:04:17
I heard about the cartoons. Tough break, man. 00:04:20
Thanks, Nelson. 00:04:24
Hey, what if you watch Chitty and Scratchy over at my house? 00:04:25
Hey, that's just crazy enough to work. 00:04:29
you heard me I won't be in for the rest of the week I told you my baby beat me 00:04:32
up oh it's not the worst excuse I ever thought up wise guy hmm I wonder why 00:04:41
Bart and Lisa are so late getting home from school hey how come you can watch 00:04:48
cartoons but the kids can't because why because i said so because you said so why homer i'm trying 00:05:09
to work oh what are you doing i'm cataloging the violence in these cartoons i don't think 00:05:16
adults have ever actually sat down and watched them before a warped human being would find that 00:05:21
funny this is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable 00:05:39
viewers? Yeah, but what are you going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to write 00:05:48
a letter. Dear purveyors of senseless violence, I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe 00:05:54
that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way. 00:06:06
please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming yours truly 00:06:13
marge simpson take a letter miss white dear valued viewer thank you for taking an interest 00:06:21
in the itchy and scratchy program enclosed is a personally autographed photo of america's 00:06:27
favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection in regards to your specific comments 00:06:32
about the show our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference no matter how 00:06:36
big a screwball she is so let me close by saying and the horse i rode in on i'll show them what 00:06:41
one screwball can do everybody's looking at us marge well that's what we want them to do homer 00:06:48
oh well how long are we gonna have to be doing this well i've never changed the world before 00:07:20
so i don't know how long it takes exactly but if enough people take an interest hello marge 00:07:28
Oh, what is S-N-U-H? 00:07:33
S-N-U-H. 00:07:36
Oh. 00:07:37
It stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping. 00:07:38
I've started a crusade against cartoon violence. 00:07:43
I can protect my own children, but there are many others whose minds are being warped every afternoon at four. 00:07:47
Oh. 00:07:53
That reminds me. I've got to get over to Milhouse's and play sports. 00:07:54
All right. 00:07:59
And I'm going over to Janie's again. 00:08:00
We're going to be, um, making the most of our childhood years. 00:08:02
Have fun. 00:08:05
We will. 00:08:06
And what happens when a... 00:08:12
The answer is all around you. 00:08:18
How many of you were hit on the head with mallets last week? 00:08:22
Yeah! 00:08:28
I didn't know they still made TV dinners this bad. 00:08:29
After dinner, can I watch cartoons? 00:08:37
No. 00:08:39
There's peas in my fruit cobbler. 00:08:39
There's peas everywhere. 00:08:41
Well, I guess I'll just go and watch some cartoons. 00:08:43
No. 00:08:47
I'm sorry about the dinners. 00:08:47
I'll make up for it tomorrow night. 00:08:49
Hey, who's up for some cartoons? 00:08:51
No one. 00:08:53
All right. 00:08:54
Hey, tomorrow night, how about making some of your patented pork chops? 00:08:54
Sure. 00:08:59
Oh, dear, I can't. 00:09:01
I've got three protest rallies tomorrow. 00:09:03
Don't! 00:09:05
20 million women in the world, and I had to marry Jane Fonda. 00:09:06
Hi, kids. 00:09:10
Guess what, Sideshow Mel? 00:09:12
It's time for Itchy and Scratchy! 00:09:15
Come on, boys and girls. 00:09:19
But Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment, again. 00:09:24
Please, stop it. 00:09:29
What's going on? 00:09:31
Who are you people? 00:09:32
What do we want? 00:09:33
No! 00:09:39
You're ruining the show! 00:09:39
Oh, stop it. 00:09:41
Please, stop. 00:09:44
Oh, please, lady. 00:09:46
Be quiet, quiet. 00:09:48
that woman that's screwball marge simpson we've got to stop her but how drop an anvil on her 00:09:49
hit her on the head with a piano stuff her full of tnt then throw a match down her throat and run 00:10:02
all your fancy degrees and that's the best you can do you make me sick 00:10:06
i'm so funny 00:10:11
you know some of these stories are pretty good i never knew mice lived such interesting lives 00:10:25
so much needless brutality i don't know if i'm having any impact at all 00:10:35
don't do that take that you dumb squirrel 00:10:40
where did i get their ideas what is it what smart line yes i've heard of your late night 00:10:55
panel discussion show well i'd love to smart line with our local emmy award winning host 00:11:05
Kent Brockman 00:11:12
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman 00:11:14
And welcome to another edition of Smartline 00:11:15
Are cartoons too violent for children? 00:11:18
Most people would say no, of course not 00:11:21
What kind of stupid question is that? 00:11:22
But one woman says yes 00:11:24
And she's here with us tonight, Mrs. Marge Simpson 00:11:26
There she is! 00:11:28
Also with us for this animated discussion 00:11:29
Are Roger Myers, chairman of the board of Itchy and Scratchy International 00:11:32
Thank you 00:11:36
Krusty the Clown, whose delightful program brings us the antics of Itchy and Scratchy 00:11:37
every afternoon at 4. 00:11:41
Hi, Kent. 00:11:42
And joining us live via satellite from Vienna, 00:11:44
the home of Sigmund Freud, 00:11:47
the world's most famous psychiatrist, 00:11:48
to give us an insight into the human mind, 00:11:50
Dr. Marvin Monroe. 00:11:53
Hiya. 00:11:54
Now, first, let's see what all the excitement is about. 00:11:55
Here's an example of the work currently being turned out 00:11:58
at INS Studios. 00:12:00
Hilarious. 00:12:12
Now, what in the world is wrong with that, Mrs. Simpson? 00:12:13
There's nothing wrong with it. 00:12:15
Excuse me. 00:12:16
Excuse me. 00:12:17
He was addressing me. 00:12:17
I know. There's nothing wrong with it. 00:12:18
Excuse me, there is. 00:12:19
I think that it's a bad influence on children. 00:12:21
Oh, give me a break. 00:12:24
I think that is a bunch of baloney. 00:12:24
And here's why. 00:12:27
In preparing for this debate, 00:12:28
I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing. 00:12:29
There was violence in the past long before cartoons were invented. 00:12:32
I see. Fascinating. 00:12:37
Yeah, and there was something called the Crusades, for instance. 00:12:38
Tremendous violence. 00:12:41
Many people killed. 00:12:41
The darn thing went on for 30 years. 00:12:43
And this was before cartoons were invented. 00:12:44
Oh, that's right, Kent. 00:12:46
So much for your viewpoint 00:12:47
Dr. Marvin Monroe in Vienna 00:12:50
Would you care to comment on all this? 00:12:51
Well, Kent, to me 00:12:53
The hijinks of a few comic characters 00:12:55
Absolutely pale in comparison 00:12:57
With the crippling emotional problems 00:12:59
A psychiatrist runs into every day 00:13:01
I'm referring here to women who love too much 00:13:02
Fear of winning, sexaholism 00:13:05
Stuff like that 00:13:07
So you have no professional objection 00:13:08
To Itchy and Scratchy 00:13:10
No, not at all 00:13:12
In fact, one of my guilty little pleasures 00:13:13
is to snuggle up with a big bucket of butted popcorn, 00:13:16
dim the lights, turn on itchy and scratchy, 00:13:19
and laugh myself silly. 00:13:21
And what the hell is wrong with that? 00:13:23
Not a thing. 00:13:25
Now, for another opinion. 00:13:26
Hi, Kent. 00:13:28
Krusty, please. 00:13:30
We're giving you an opportunity to participate in a serious discussion here. 00:13:32
Oh, I'm sorry, Kent. 00:13:35
Just when the camera gets on me, I... 00:13:37
Hey, hey! 00:13:39
Krusty! 00:13:41
Well, it looks like we're not going to settle this tonight. 00:13:43
Mrs. Simpson, in the nine seconds we have left, 00:13:46
can you summarize your position for us? 00:13:49
Yes. 00:13:50
I'd like to ask all the parents in Springfield 00:13:51
who are concerned about this to write in 00:13:53
and let the cartoon makers know how you feel. 00:13:55
Thank you. 00:13:58
I don't believe this. 00:13:59
I will never watch your show, buy any of your products, 00:14:00
or break if I see you crossing the street. 00:14:04
Wow, that's cold. 00:14:08
Dear sleaze merchant, 00:14:12
Oh, come on, that hurts. 00:14:14
Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. 00:14:17
Hello? 00:14:28
Is this Marge Simpson? 00:14:34
Yes. 00:14:36
The Marge Simpson who fixed it so cartoons can't be violent anymore? 00:14:37
Yes. 00:14:40
This is Myers. I'm here with the writers. 00:14:41
Listen, you're so smart. How do we end this picture? 00:14:44
Hmm. Well, what's the problem you're having? 00:14:46
Okay, here it is. Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone and... 00:14:49
Well, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw. 00:14:52
Okay, a pie. 00:14:54
Anyway, Scratchy is understandably upset. 00:14:56
Mm-hmm. 00:14:58
So we figured he could, you know, just grab Itchy and toss him in a bucket of acid. 00:14:59
Oh, dear. 00:15:02
But then we remembered that this might be interpreted as violence, which is morally wrong now, thanks to you. 00:15:03
So what's your big idea? How do we end this? 00:15:10
Hmm, let's see. 00:15:13
oh couldn't itchy share his pie with scratchy then they would both have pie it's different i'll give 00:15:14
you that it's a tool that every home handyman needs it's a jigsaw it's a power drill it's a 00:15:27
wood turning lathe it's an asphalt spitter it's 67 tools in one how much would you pay for a 00:15:33
machine that can do all this one thousand dollars oh don't answer yet oh sorry because you also get 00:15:39
Hey, I was watching that. 00:15:45
It's time for Krusty. 00:15:46
You mean we can watch cartoons again, Mom? 00:15:48
Yes, dear, all you want. 00:15:50
All right! 00:15:51
Turn it up! 00:15:54
Hey, kids, it's time for Itchy and Scratchy. 00:15:55
They love, they share, they share and love and share. 00:16:00
Love, love, love, share, share, share. 00:16:04
The Itchy and Scratchy Show. 00:16:06
Lemonade? 00:16:17
Please, I made it just for you 00:16:18
You are my best friend 00:16:24
Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge 00:16:26
I think it conveys a very nice message of sharing 00:16:31
I think it sucks 00:16:34
Oh, hey, thank you, Maggie 00:16:36
Mmm, this really hits the spot 00:16:40
Doesn't it, though? 00:16:41
You make really good lemonade, Scratchy 00:16:43
Oh, thank you, Itchy 00:16:45
Wasn't that funny, boys and girls? 00:16:47
Well, wasn't it? 00:16:52
Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons? 00:16:55
Nah, come on, Lise. 00:16:58
Maybe there's something else to do on this planet. 00:16:59
The third bowl of porridge was just right. 00:17:02
Hey, kids. 00:17:14
Is this Saturday? 00:18:25
So, what did you kids do today? 00:18:27
Me and the guys went fishing. 00:18:30
Almost caught a catfish this big. 00:18:32
And Janie and I went bird watching 00:18:34
We saw a grackle 00:18:36
Oh, that's nice, dear 00:18:38
Come on, Lise, let's go finish our soapbox razors 00:18:39
Okay, may we please be excused? 00:18:42
Sure 00:18:44
Wow, what great kids 00:18:44
This is a golden age, Marge 00:18:48
And the parents of Springfield owe it all to you 00:18:51
Hmm, I didn't really expect things to change this much 00:18:54
Well, I always knew you'd change the world 00:18:57
For the better 00:19:00
this will be the art event of the century the greatest masterpiece of italian renaissance 00:19:01
michelangelo's david and a coast-to-coast tour of united states sir which cities will be included 00:19:08
in your itinerary uh new york springfield yes and if we have time chicago boston los angeles 00:19:13
Marge, hit the door. 00:19:20
What in the world? 00:19:27
Get dressed, Marge. 00:19:33
You've got to lead our protest against this abomination. 00:19:34
But that's Michelangelo's David. 00:19:38
It's a masterpiece. 00:19:40
It's filth. 00:19:42
It graphically portrays parts of the human body, 00:19:43
which, practical as they may be, are evil. 00:19:45
But I like that statue. 00:19:47
I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. 00:19:49
Come on, girls. 00:19:52
what is this all about what do you people want we want you to get their big italian butt out of 00:19:52
here smart line with our local emmy award-winning host kent brockman is it a masterpiece or just 00:20:03
some guy with his pants down that's our topic tonight on smart line now mrs simpson why are 00:20:10
you against this statue i'm not i think everyone in springfield should see it wait a minute aren't 00:20:16
you Marge Simpson the wacko? Yes and no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How can you be for one form of 00:20:22
freedom of expression like a big naked friend over there and be against another form like 00:20:28
Itchy and Scratchy? Good question. Well, I guess I can't, which is a shame because I really hate 00:20:33
those cartoons. Oh yeah? Well, what do you have to say to all those Marge Simpson wannabes out 00:20:41
there who wish to suppress david's doodle i don't know i guess one person can make a difference 00:20:45
but most of the time they probably shouldn't well uh i guess that settles that uh i'd like 00:20:53
to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early tonight join us tomorrow when our 00:20:58
topic will be religion which is the one true faith well there he is michelangelo's dave david 00:21:02
Oh, what's wrong, Marge? 00:21:46
Oh, I mean, here the kids have a chance to see a great work of art, 00:21:48
and instead they're home watching a cat and mouse disembowel each other. 00:21:52
Hey, don't worry, Marge. 00:21:56
Pretty soon, every boy and girl at Springfield Elementary School 00:21:58
is going to come and see this thing. 00:22:02
Really? Why? 00:22:04
They're forcing them! 00:22:05
Oh, well, isn't that nice? 00:22:08
Shh. 00:22:17
Idioma/s:
en
Autor/es:
Rubén Jódar
Subido por:
Ruben J.
Licencia:
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Fecha:
15 de septiembre de 2024 - 15:24
Visibilidad:
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Centro:
IES GREGORIO MARAÑON
Duración:
23′ 13″
Relación de aspecto:
4:3 Hasta 2009 fue el estándar utilizado en la televisión PAL; muchas pantallas de ordenador y televisores usan este estándar, erróneamente llamado cuadrado, cuando en la realidad es rectangular o wide.
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