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hey what gives you said you wanted to live in a world without zinc jimmy
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well now your car has no battery but i promised betty i'd pick her up by six i better give her a
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call sorry jimmy without zinc for the rotary mechanism there are no telephones dear god
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what have i done oh think again jimmy you see the firing pin in your gun was made of
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Yep. Zinc.
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Come back, Zinc. Come back.
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Come back, Zinc. Come back.
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Zinc! Zinc! Zinc!
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What?
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Oh, it was all a dream.
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Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc.
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Gross, he's picking his nose.
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If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay.
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We can talk about anything.
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I'll do your homework for you.
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Hmm.
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Oh, Chef Lonely Hearts. Soup for one.
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One scratch and win, Apu.
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Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices.
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Still teaching?
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Let's see.
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One more day at least.
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bingo bango sugar in a gas tank your ex-husband strikes again
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a personal ad why not it might be fun kind of a lark
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come on come on answer the phone i need a man
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people people all right you know i can wait just as long as you knock it off uh boys and girls
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let's welcome our very special guest ted carpenter from the twirl king yo-yo company
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kids this is a yo-yo kind of dull huh not much competition for a video game or is it
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Presenting the Twirl King champions, Mr. Amazing, Sparkle, Zero Gravity, and the Cobra.
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Those guys must be millionaires.
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I'll bet they get all kinds of girls.
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I question the educational value of this assembly.
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Hey, it'll be one of their few pleasant memories
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when they're pumping gas for a living.
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This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
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Age of Aquarius.
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Now for our next stunt,
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what do you say we get your principal up here?
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No.
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Careful now.
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Oh, that one grazed my ear.
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Don't move, you could really get hurt.
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Oh.
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How much do those yo-yos cost?
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I don't care.
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Bye.
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Thanks, Sparkle.
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Wait, this isn't you.
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That's the old Sparkle.
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All right, get your worthless butts in the van.
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We got three more schools to do.
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Come on, let's go, go, go.
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That's your trick?
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No, here's my trick.
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Whoa.
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Thank you, thank you.
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All right, come here.
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Can you believe it? Pretty soon I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy.
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What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
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Donald Trump? No.
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Arnold Palmer? No.
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Bill Cosby? No.
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No!
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After two months at sea, the pilgrims were running out of food and water.
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Yes, Nelson?
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Did they have any yo-yos?
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No, they did not have yo-yos.
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When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanoag Indians.
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Do the Indians have yo-yos?
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No, they did not have yo-yos.
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That's it.
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They were sick and tired of talking about yo-yos.
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From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on yo-yos or yo-yo-related topics, am I making myself clear?
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Yo.
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Hey, Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
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Just one.
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A little something I call plucking the pickle.
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I build up a little steam and...
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I didn't do it.
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Don't worry about your wee fish, lass.
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They're going to a better place.
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Bart, that's one month's detention.
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Mrs. Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles.
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But life goes on.
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So if I could just have my yo-yo back...
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Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
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There you go.
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Just kidding.
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Here you go.
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Just kidding.
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Well, would you?
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Absolutely.
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What's eating you, woman?
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Your personal agent said you wanted a man.
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Well, you got yourself a humdinger.
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I don't know.
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I guess I expected something different from your photo.
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Don't let my age fool you.
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It's because there's a little snow on the roof.
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And forget how the rest of that goes.
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One month's detention.
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She'll pay for this.
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Yep.
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There's your problem.
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Someone jammed a Malibu Stacy head down here.
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Edna, happy hour in the teacher's lounge.
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Just a sec.
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Huh?
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One plus one equals two?
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Recently divorced fourth grade teacher wishes to meet man age 18 to 60.
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Object, save me.
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Write Edna K, box 402.
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Hmm.
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Dear Edna,
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I never answered a personal ad before, but I found yours irresistible.
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My name is...
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Woodrow.
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I like holding hands and dinner by candlelight.
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And oh yes, I really hate yo-yos.
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Oh, Woodrow.
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Maybe we should let the dog in.
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Marge, dogs love the outdoors.
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I think he needs a doghouse.
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Yeah, but what are you going to do?
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I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50.
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Marge, you're a tool of the doghouse makers.
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I am not.
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Yes, you are.
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You've been brainwashed by all those doghouse commercials on TV.
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I know.
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I'll build him a doghouse.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Don't worry.
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I just drew up a little blueprint.
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Now, let me walk you through it.
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This is a door.
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He goes through the ad.
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This is the roof.
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And this happy character here is the sun.
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He shines down on the house, see?
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How was detention today, dear?
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Oh, not bad.
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Starting to get the hang of the floor waxer.
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Yes!
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Dear Woodrow, I must admit I'm intrigued.
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You're not like the other men I've met.
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Yeah, I'm the 28th president of the United States.
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But I've had some bad experiences with these ads,
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so I'd like to learn more about you.
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Please write back soon.
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Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving.
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You've got a date with the Xerox machine.
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Stupid lumber.
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Damn it!
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Oh, hell with this.
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A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar.
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Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake.
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Took me the whole afternoon to track him down.
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Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
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Hell no.
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What did you say?
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I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
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All right, that's it, young man.
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No Bible stories for you tonight.
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Weren't you a little hard on him?
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Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
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Ned Flanders is on the phone.
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Oh, if this is about that stupid quarter again.
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Hello, Ned.
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Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy,
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but I'm kind of in a tizzy.
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Our son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables.
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Well, you know, kids and vegetables.
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What was it, asparagus?
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No, no, Reverend, the point is he said a bad word.
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Oh, oh, right, yeah.
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Well, kids usually pick these things up from someplace,
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find out who's doing it, and, uh, direct them to the Bible.
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Where in the Bible?
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Uh, page 900.
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But, Reverend...
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Damn Flanders.
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Hey, Lace, a moment of your time.
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Yeah?
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Suppose I was writing a second letter to a girl
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and I already used up my A material.
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What should I say?
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Could it be there's a special someone you're not telling me about?
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Oh, please.
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Is it Terry?
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No.
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Is it Sherry?
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No.
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Is it that girl with the lazy eye patch?
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No.
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Is it that exchange student, Mixed Pop?
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No, it's not for me.
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It's homework.
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Sure it is.
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Hey, Bart.
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Let's do some homework.
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Golly, Sergeant Carter.
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I can't fix your Jeep, but maybe this will make it up to you.
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Galveston, oh, Galveston.
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Is this all he watches?
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Well, he used to watch Davy and Goliath,
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but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous.
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Hey, Mom, did you save the love letters Dad sent you?
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Of course I saved them.
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Well, actually, there's only one.
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It's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited.
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maybe it's a beer talking march but you got a butt that won't quit they got these big chewy
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pretzels here that are all you guys with the beer no five dollars get out of here wow sight of dad
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i've never seen uh any first thoughts miss k i was just thinking oh you wouldn't be interested
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try me sometimes it helps to talk well i was just wishing i could meet a man who
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Likes the way I look first thing in the morning
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Laughs at my jokes
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Can fix my car
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Oh, yeah
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Dear Edna, your photo took my breath away
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Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit
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Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage
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To inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs
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At last, we've built a mission
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Finally, the villagers have a place to pray
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Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves
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We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves
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Well, he's not getting it from his brother, that's for darn sure
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Damn crappy nails, super glue my butt
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Oh, you bat-headed jackdaw
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Homer?
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What is it, Flanders?
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Well, I'm afraid I have a bone to pick with you
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Look, if it's about your camcorder, I lost it, okay?
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No.
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I came to talk to you about your potty mouth.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Look, Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then.
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Go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves.
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So, I don't want to be hard on you,
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but I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys.
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Oh, come on now, Flanders.
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I don't complain about your...
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mustache.
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What's wrong with my mustache?
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Makes you look like you got something to hide.
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What?
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People are talking. Lots of people.
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Okay, mister. Well, you've got yourself a deal.
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I'll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the old heave-ho, okay?
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Aye, aye, Admiral Butthead.
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We now return to Two for Tunisia on Colorization Theater.
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A million poets could try for a million years and still describe but three-eighths of your beauty.
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Oh, slow down, Frenchie. This stuff is gold.
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Wow.
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A million poets working for a million years.
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You're so lucky.
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When are you going to meet him?
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First, I ask him to send a photo.
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If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reeling him in.
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Strap on your skates, Gordy.
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You're going in.
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Hey, Marge.
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Do you want to hear something funny?
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Flanderstinks, I swear too much.
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Marge, you're not laughing.
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Well, you know, maybe he's right.
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Well, what a surprise.
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Marge sticks up for Flanders.
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Can we have one conversation where you don't bring up your hero, Ned Flanders?
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Actually, Homer, you brought up Ned Flanders.
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Look, we're past that.
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I never said a word about Ned Flanders.
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Marge, maybe I do curse a little, but that's the way God made me.
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And I'm too old to stop now.
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No, you're not.
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When my father got out of the Navy, he used to curse a blue streak.
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It almost cost him his job as a baby photographer.
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So my mom put a swear jar in the kitchen.
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Every time he said a bad word, he put in a quarter.
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What do you think?
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Well, Marge, self-improvement has always been a passion of mine.
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Bring on the swear jar.
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Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
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Yes, Homer.
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What if I catch on fire?
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No, Homer.
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What if I see something really weird in the sky?
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Yes, Homer.
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What about when we snuggle?
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Hmm, that's okay.
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Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet.
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Why don't we go out to dinner?
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And afterward, we can go to my apartment for some home cooking.
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Huh?
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Ay, caramba!
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Hungrily yours, Edna.
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Well, she's dangled on the line long enough.
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It's time to boat this bass.
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When I read your letters, I feel as if you are right here watching me.
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Bart, eyes down.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Edna, every second until we meet, stab me like a thousand needles.
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Join me at the Gilded Truffle this Saturday at 8.
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perhaps later we will smooch up a storm sexually yours woody
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i can't help but feel partly responsible homer that was a 20
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oh you son of a homer you know i owe you one buddy no sooner had i shaved off the old cookie
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duster than a lady cast me in a commercial i'll tell you the way these checks keep coming in it's
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almost criminal you dirty best what do you think lisa how's the dog supposed to get in well he just
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goes oh oh woodrow how could you stand me up mrs k whoever this guy is you don't need him there are
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plenty of good men around. Name one. What's wrong with Principal Skinner? Seymour? Let's just say
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his mommy won't let him out to play. What about Coach Fortner? Wow. What about Groundskeeper
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Willie? I'm not even going to tell you what that guy's into. Bart, you are the closest thing to a
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in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm gonna cry oh fudge that's broken
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fiddle-dee-dee that will require a tetanus shot I'm not going to swear but I am going to
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Kick this doghouse down!
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Dad, this is not a commentary on your skills,
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but we bought you a new doghouse.
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Where'd you get the money?
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Oh, there was more than enough in the swear jar.
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And if you look inside the doghouse,
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there's a little surprise.
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Maggie. Oh, cute.
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No, behind her.
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Beer!
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How did you know?
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Where's Maggie?
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Where's Maggie?
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There's Maggie!
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Mom, this is a little ahead of schedule, but I need help with my love life.
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Oh, my special little guy has a sweetheart.
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I knew it!
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All right, Bart, who's your girlfriend?
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Mrs. Krabappel.
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Bart, this is your teacher?
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I should start going to parents' night.
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Homer, Bart, you did a very cruel thing.
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Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth.
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No, Homer, the truth would humiliate her.
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Oh, Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
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Maybe we should write her another letter.
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One that says goodbye, but lets her feel loved.
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Step aside, everyone.
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Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
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Dear baby, welcome to Dumpville.
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Population, you.
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We'll all help.
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Now I'll be inoculating babies in Campuchia
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My heart will always be with you
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That sucks
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How about crocodiles bit off my face?
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That's disgusting
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And besides, when a woman loves a man
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It doesn't matter that a crocodile bit off his face
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I may hold you to that, Marge
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Okay, okay
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I cannot see you for the next five years
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For I will be farming the ocean floor
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I must finish this letter quickly
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For I have only four minutes to live
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Three simple words.
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I am gay.
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Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that in.
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And any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name.
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Oh, that's very good, Lisa.
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P.S. I am gay.
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How shall we end it?
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How about with a love that will echo through the ages?
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Oh, that's sweet.
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Oh, Homer, you old honey dripper.
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You little...
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Wait, wait!
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Dearest Edna, I must leave you.
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Why, I cannot say.
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Where, you cannot know.
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How I will get there, I haven't decided yet.
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But one thing I can tell you.
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Any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name Edna.
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Oh.
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Bart, it's such a nice day today.
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Let's have detention outside.
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It's a date.
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Shh.
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Thank you.
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- Autor/es:
- Rubén Jódar
- Subido por:
- Ruben J.
- Licencia:
- Todos los derechos reservados
- Visualizaciones:
- 2
- Fecha:
- 15 de septiembre de 2024 - 18:47
- Visibilidad:
- Público
- Centro:
- IES GREGORIO MARAÑON
- Duración:
- 23′ 02″
- Relación de aspecto:
- 4:3 Hasta 2009 fue el estándar utilizado en la televisión PAL; muchas pantallas de ordenador y televisores usan este estándar, erróneamente llamado cuadrado, cuando en la realidad es rectangular o wide.
- Resolución:
- 480x360 píxeles
- Tamaño:
- 32.72 MBytes
