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Subido el 21 de marzo de 2014 por Javier A.

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Sketch de alumnos de 1º Bachillerato de Ampliación de Inglés

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Left, left, right. 00:00:00
Clare, back. 00:00:05
Yes. 00:00:07
Private water. 00:00:09
Private water. 00:00:11
Where is private water? 00:00:13
I don't know, sir. I didn't see anything, sir. 00:00:15
Private water. 00:00:17
Hello, here I am. 00:00:19
Sorry I'm a bit late, I couldn't find my line. 00:00:21
Give your line, private water. 00:00:23
So, 00:00:27
left, right. 00:00:29
Eh, did you take my card? 00:00:31
Private Porter? 00:00:40
Yes? 00:00:41
Yes, sir. 00:00:42
Oh Captain, you don't have to call me sir, I'm innocent, right? 00:00:43
Private Porter, when you speak to me, you call me sir, right? 00:00:46
Oh, I forgot, sorry. 00:00:49
No, sir. 00:00:51
That's better. 00:00:52
Now I want to talk to you. 00:00:53
In fact, I want to talk to all of you. 00:00:55
You are in the army, right? 00:00:57
Right! 00:00:58
In the army, there are some things you must do and some things you mustn't do. 00:00:59
Is that right, Private Large? 00:01:03
Tell me, sir. 00:01:05
An idea without something you must do and something you mustn't do. 00:01:07
Yes, sir. 00:01:11
Give me an example. 00:01:12
I don't know, sir. 00:01:14
Are you large? 00:01:15
Yes, sir. 00:01:16
You are an idiot. 00:01:17
Thank you, sir. 00:01:18
Are you small? 00:01:19
Yes, sir. 00:01:20
Give me an example. 00:01:21
An example of what, sir? 00:01:22
An example of something you must do and hear me. 00:01:23
All right, sir. 00:01:25
You must get up in the morning. 00:01:28
What? 00:01:31
You must get up in the morning, sir. 00:01:32
No. Correct him. 00:01:34
You mustn't get up in the morning. 00:01:37
Colonel Larch? 00:01:40
Yes, sir? 00:01:41
Did you hear a forgettable example? 00:01:42
Yes, sir. 00:01:45
It wasn't right, was it? 00:01:47
Yes, sir. 00:01:48
What was wrong? 00:01:49
I don't know, sir. 00:01:51
Colonel Larch? 00:01:53
Yes, sir. 00:01:54
You're still an idiot. 00:01:55
Thank you, sir. 00:01:56
Getting up in the morning is not an army rule. Everyone has to get up in the morning. 00:01:57
Not necessarily. There's people who doesn't like to wake up in the morning. 00:02:02
You mean lazy people from the morning? 00:02:07
No, lazy people. People who work at night. 00:02:09
From the afternoon or night, from that time. 00:02:12
Tell us. You have to wake up in the morning at 5 o'clock. That's the early rule. 00:02:14
But that's stupid. 00:02:21
Why is it stupid to get up in the morning at 5 o'clock? 00:02:24
It's too early. 00:02:29
Too early? 00:02:30
That's a lot of skills. 00:02:31
I really suck. So do I, sir. 00:02:33
We have to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning because we may be attacked by the enemy. 00:02:37
Ah. 00:02:41
Well... 00:02:48
That's a little stupid. 00:02:50
Ah, that's also stupid, sir. 00:02:52
Why? 00:02:54
Because if we wake up at 5 o'clock... 00:02:56
Yes? 00:02:58
The enemy will attack us after we wake up. 00:03:00
So if we wake up at 12 o'clock, they will attack us at 11 o'clock. 00:03:04
And that's a monster attack to me. 00:03:11
I agree, sir. 00:03:15
So do I, sir. 00:03:16
And other things. 00:03:18
Silence! 00:03:20
You must get back to your cook in the morning. 00:03:21
It's an honor rule. 00:03:23
Can anyone tell me something you mustn't do in here? 00:03:24
I can. 00:03:27
So, well done, very small, let's give you something. What is the question, sir? 00:03:29
You mustn't cross the road, sir. 00:03:33
What? 00:03:34
When the little man is red, sir. 00:03:35
The little man? 00:03:37
The little man is crossing, sir, in the red light. 00:03:38
He's right, sir. You must wait. You must wait until the man is green, sir. 00:03:40
Private Clark? 00:03:49
Yes, sir? 00:03:53
You know, you, I said that you were an idiot. 00:03:54
Yes, sir. I was wrong. 00:03:57
Thank you, sir. 00:03:59
You are probably smaller than all of you. 00:04:00
I think so. 00:04:02
You must prefer the role of a kid in a man in red. Do you really think that's an army rule? 00:04:04
Yes, sir. 00:04:09
But I think you have to understand the difference between your rules and army rules. 00:04:10
There are specific rules just for the army. 00:04:15
Can you give us an example? 00:04:20
Of course, an example. 00:04:23
You must never give information to any agents. 00:04:26
You must never give information to any of these. 00:04:29
Excuse me, sir. 00:04:32
Yes? 00:04:33
How come you don't have anything? 00:04:34
There are men. 00:04:38
Yes? 00:04:41
Or women. 00:04:42
Oh! 00:04:43
Some men wear dark glasses. 00:04:44
Yes. 00:04:47
Oh, you're not a girl. 00:04:48
Oh! 00:04:50
And some of them... 00:04:51
Yes? 00:04:52
...don't wear glasses at all. 00:04:53
Silence! 00:04:57
Silence! 00:04:58
No. 00:04:59
What have we learned about life in the army? 00:05:00
You must get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. 00:05:06
Correct. 00:05:17
You must always call the captain. 00:05:18
Okay, correct. 00:05:28
And so it's time to go to lunch. We can all go down to the pub. 00:05:30
But this is the important rule of all. 00:05:34
And what was that? 00:05:38
You all have to buy your drinks. 00:05:40
Left, right, left, right. 00:05:48
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Idioma/s:
en
Autor/es:
Javier Arroyo
Subido por:
Javier A.
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Fecha:
21 de marzo de 2014 - 22:17
Visibilidad:
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Centro:
IES MARGARITA SALAS
Duración:
06′
Relación de aspecto:
4:3 Hasta 2009 fue el estándar utilizado en la televisión PAL; muchas pantallas de ordenador y televisores usan este estándar, erróneamente llamado cuadrado, cuando en la realidad es rectangular o wide.
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