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Subido el 26 de febrero de 2021 por Ana Raquel R.

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Hello everyone, my name is Miko, my name is Ayan, and we will tell you a joke. 00:00:56
Who doesn't Messi want to baptize his son because he doesn't want me to be Christian? 00:01:48
What do you call cheese that's not yours? 00:01:56
Mocha cheese! 00:02:01
Why are all bad liars? 00:02:03
Because you can see right through them. 00:02:05
Why can't Elsa have a balloon? 00:02:10
Because she would let it go. 00:02:12
Let it go! 00:02:14
What is doing Thanos with a tractor? 00:02:16
She's the pony. 00:02:19
How do the people work in a courtroom? 00:02:21
I don't know. 00:02:24
We go to an acorn because it's always 90 degrees. 00:02:25
How pretty! Why does the acorn eat fish? 00:02:29
Because the fish doesn't eat cats. 00:02:32
Hello SpongeBob! 00:02:36
Why does the calamari wash the flowers when he is angry? 00:02:38
Because he washes the flowers with water on the water. 00:02:43
Hello, be first. How was your morning? Beautiful morning. 00:02:47
Why do the cats eat cat food? Because the cat food doesn't eat dogs. 00:02:57
What is the name of the fish who throw on the sixth floor? 00:03:05
Why do you love it more January than in cold weather? 00:03:11
Because January has social work days and February has personal days. 00:03:20
What do you call a train coming back home? 00:03:28
A choo-choo train. 00:03:31
Choo-choo! 00:03:32
What day of the week are most twins born? 00:03:34
Tuesday. 00:03:39
You're pretty. I wish there are something between us. 00:03:41
Yes, a world. 00:03:51
You want to know why cats don't sleep at night? 00:03:56
Because they want to disturb humans. 00:03:59
Safari of heaven. 00:04:02
Because seven is nine. 00:04:04
Why do the teachers need to wear sunglasses? 00:04:07
Because the students are so bright. 00:04:15
What does Howard say to another Howard? 00:04:20
How are you? 00:04:23
What does Messi ask about his soul? 00:04:25
Because he doesn't want to become Christian. 00:04:30
How does a child jump into a swimming pool with a wrinkled t-shirt on a plant? 00:04:36
What does a rock tell to another? 00:04:53
To light his heart. 00:05:00
How did Thor get on the top of a building? 00:05:02
With an elevator. 00:05:09
The hero is not in England, but how do you decide better in Paris? 00:05:13
With doctor. 00:05:19
A balloon sent another balloon in the desert before they cut it. 00:05:20
At school, they call me distracted. 00:05:26
Juanito, but you live in the house across the street. 00:05:29
What is a crescent bird? 00:05:35
A hazelnut. 00:05:37
What do you see? One eye? 00:05:39
So close, I don't see you. 00:05:46
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 00:05:57
A grown bear! 00:05:59
What did Ciro says to it? 00:06:01
What? Night bell! 00:06:05
It's the worst joke I ever heard! 00:06:07
What says one tree to another tree? 00:06:11
What? 00:06:15
They like best like this! 00:06:17
What is the nightmare of a panda bear? 00:06:23
a verb? I don't know. That in the photos I'm always in black and white. This job is good. 00:06:25
Why can't Trump go to the White House? I don't know. Why? Because it's forbidden. What does 00:06:36
Does a tree say to another tree, wow, it has a plant, a plant, a plant. 00:06:43
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? 00:06:54
They wave. 00:06:58
Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:07:00
What does this tree say to another tree? 00:07:01
They say I'm too fast. 00:07:06
Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:07:09
Can you give me some money, please? 00:07:10
Lucas, why don't you say it in English? 00:07:14
With some dollars. 00:07:18
You can give me dollars. 00:07:21
What is the stone style and other stone? 00:07:23
What? 00:07:28
The language is hard. 00:07:29
See what do a parrot see? 00:07:30
Do not a parrot? 00:07:34
You see so well. 00:07:36
Idioma/s:
en
Idioma/s subtítulos:
en
Autor/es:
Students and teachers
Subido por:
Ana Raquel R.
Licencia:
Dominio público
Visualizaciones:
98
Fecha:
26 de febrero de 2021 - 20:06
Visibilidad:
Público
Centro:
CP INF-PRI AMADOR DE LOS RIOS
Duración:
07′ 48″
Relación de aspecto:
1.78:1
Resolución:
1280x720 píxeles
Tamaño:
446.53 MBytes

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