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Fifth grade jokes in English (jornadas del humor) - Contenido educativo

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Subido el 23 de febrero de 2021 por Ana Raquel R.

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Hello everyone, my name is Miko, my name is Ayan, and we will tell you a joke. 00:00:57
Who doesn't want to baptize his son because he doesn't want me to be Christian? 00:01:48
What do you call cheese that's not yours? 00:01:57
What's all this? 00:02:01
Why are those barbed wires? 00:02:03
Because you can see right through them. 00:02:06
Why can't Elsa have a balloon? 00:02:10
Because she would let it go. 00:02:12
Let it go! 00:02:14
What is doing Thomas with a tractor? 00:02:16
Treat the pony. 00:02:19
How do the people work in a cold room? 00:02:22
I don't know. 00:02:24
We go to a cold room because it's always 90 degrees. 00:02:25
Oh Kitty, why the cat eat fish? 00:02:29
Because the fish doesn't eat cats. 00:02:32
Meow meow! 00:02:34
Hello SpongeBob! 00:02:36
Why did Calamari wash the flowers when he was angry? 00:02:38
Because he washed the flowers with water on the water. 00:02:44
Help me first! 00:02:48
Help wash your morning beautiful morning! 00:02:51
Why does the cat eat cat food? 00:02:56
Because the cat food doesn't eat dogs. 00:03:01
What is the name of the fish who throw on the sixth floor? 00:03:06
Why do you guys eat more 00:03:11
January than in cold weather? 00:03:16
because you know we have 31 days and February has 59 days. 00:03:21
What do you call a train coming back home? 00:03:28
A toot-toot train. 00:03:31
Toot-toot! 00:03:33
What day of the week are most twins born? 00:03:34
Tuesday. 00:03:39
You're pretty. 00:03:41
I wish there are something between us. 00:03:47
Yes, a wall. 00:03:52
You want to know why cats don't sleep at night? 00:03:54
Because they want to disturb humans. 00:04:00
Why do the teachers need to wear sunglasses? 00:04:03
Because the students are so bright. 00:04:16
What does Howard say to another Howard? 00:04:20
How are you? 00:04:24
Which does Messi doubt that he is so because he doesn't want to become Christian? 00:04:26
How does a child jump into a swimming pool with a wrinkled t-shirt? 00:04:39
I don't know. 00:04:50
On a planche. 00:04:52
What does a rock tell each other? 00:04:54
Man tell like his heart. 00:04:58
How did Thor get on the top of a building? 00:05:02
With an elevator. 00:05:10
The hero is not in England, but how do you decide better in Paris? 00:05:15
With doctor. 00:05:19
Once a balloon sent an air balloon in the desert before it got loose. 00:05:20
At school, they called me distracted. 00:05:26
Juanito, but you live in the house across the street. 00:05:30
What is a crescent bird? 00:05:35
A hazelnut. 00:05:38
Where do you see one's eyes? 00:05:40
So close, I don't see you. 00:05:46
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A grown bear. What did Ciro says to it? 00:05:50
What? Night bell. It's the worst joke I ever heard. What says one tree to another tree? 00:06:05
What is the nightmare of a panda bear? 00:06:15
I don't know. 00:06:25
That in the photos I'm always in black and white. 00:06:27
This joke is good. 00:06:32
Why can't a dragon go to the White House? 00:06:35
I don't know. Why? 00:06:38
Because it's forbidden. 00:06:40
What does a tree say to another tree? 00:06:42
One. 00:06:45
It says I've planted, left planted. 00:06:46
How do all the ocean say hello to each other? 00:06:53
They wave. 00:06:58
Ha ha ha ha. 00:06:59
One dash. 00:07:00
Pissing drift. 00:07:01
Say two other. 00:07:02
Pissing drift. 00:07:04
They say I'm too fast. 00:07:06
Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:07:08
Can you give me some money please? 00:07:10
Lucas, why don't you say it in English? 00:07:14
With some dollars, you can give me dollars. 00:07:18
What is the stone side and other stone? 00:07:24
What? 00:07:28
The right is higher. 00:07:29
Idioma/s:
en
Autor/es:
Estudiantes
Subido por:
Ana Raquel R.
Licencia:
Dominio público
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Fecha:
23 de febrero de 2021 - 16:48
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