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Subido el 24 de diciembre de 2017 por Beatriz P.

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So I post a neat Santa at the mall. 00:00:03
You mean Santa the dude mom mentions to mom looking like me? 00:00:07
Yeah, peeps, we know the deal. 00:00:11
This ain't my first rodeo. 00:00:14
He knows when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake. 00:00:16
First off, this guy has no life. 00:00:19
And, um, that's really creepy. 00:00:21
Better not show, better not cry. 00:00:24
This guy's standards way too high. 00:00:26
Oh, and who do I trust to buy me the latest toys? 00:00:29
An old man, living in the North Pole. 00:00:33
Right. 00:00:37
Let's point out the loving skies. 00:00:38
He breaks into your house at night. 00:00:40
I think it'd be safer if your parents just drew the stockings. 00:00:42
Speaking of stockings, can you just run Christmas? 00:00:47
Like, like, it's a birthday party. 00:00:50
What's even the deal with Santa Claus? 00:00:54
Santa, if you're watching. 00:00:57
So I decided. 00:01:04
I'm gonna be Santa. 00:01:05
Let's be honest, kids. 00:01:07
He needed an upgrade. 00:01:08
As the new boss, I'll be modernizing Christmas. 00:01:10
Step one. 00:01:14
What's with the Santa letters? 00:01:15
Like writing on physical paper? 00:01:17
Guys, no. 00:01:22
DM me your Christmas list. 00:01:24
I don't got time for freaking paper. 00:01:26
And okay, the sleigh. 00:01:29
First off, the reindeer have no voice. 00:01:31
It's supposed to finesse the world in one night. 00:01:34
I have a bedtime. 00:01:38
Hello! 00:01:40
Drones are the future, people! 00:01:41
I'll have those babies flying around the world. 00:01:44
Tapping presents like... 00:01:47
Christmas will be efficient and productive. 00:01:49
Forget leaving Santa's cookies. 00:01:52
They throw salt batteries for the drones. 00:01:55
Anna is not even nice to help with the simple internet shirts. 00:01:58
And come on, elves are out, robots are in, elves have a toy factory, robots doing all the work with the help of dinosaur batteries, and it won't be in a new school, more like Malibu. 00:02:03
Mia, how am I going to pay for this? 00:02:19
When I launch my Kickstarter! 00:02:22
Side note, what happened to your face? 00:02:24
You did my makeup. 00:02:27
Idioma/s:
en
Idioma/s subtítulos:
en
Subido por:
Beatriz P.
Licencia:
Reconocimiento - No comercial - Sin obra derivada
Visualizaciones:
84
Fecha:
24 de diciembre de 2017 - 14:19
Visibilidad:
Público
Centro:
IES CARMEN CONDE
Duración:
02′ 34″
Relación de aspecto:
1.78:1
Resolución:
960x540 píxeles
Tamaño:
47.26 MBytes

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