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Subido el 9 de marzo de 2025 por Nicolas B.

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Episodio de Los Simpsons T6 E8 para trabajar los valores en el deporte.

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It's Channel 6 Action News. 00:00:03
Ah, action news. 00:00:41
The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence. 00:00:43
Now, here's your action anchor, Kent Brockman. 00:00:47
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman. 00:00:50
Our top story's tonight, a tremendous explosion in the price of lumber. 00:00:51
President Reagan dies. 00:00:55
His heir, says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy review. 00:00:57
But first, let's check the death count from the killer's storm 00:01:01
bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow. 00:01:04
Well, Kent, as of now, the death count is zero. 00:01:07
But it is ready to shoot right up. 00:01:10
Oh, my God. 00:01:12
Damn you, snow! 00:01:14
All right, snow day! 00:01:16
No school tomorrow. 00:01:18
That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report. 00:01:20
What if the weatherman is wrong? 00:01:23
Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist. 00:01:24
Kent, I'd like to remind everybody 00:01:27
to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laugh-N-Brew 00:01:29
in burgers and fries this Saturday. 00:01:32
The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity. 00:01:34
I like those odds. 00:01:38
you're gonna eat a blizzard of unseasonable warmth i made the snowball from the frost in our 00:01:39
nice pj simpson did your mommy buy him for you of course she did who else would have 00:01:59
all right simpson you win this round 00:02:09
okay it's book report time we'll do them alphabetically today it's a through m i'm saved 00:02:14
i love being a simpson let's see we have no a's so let's go right to the b's 00:02:22
bart huh mrs krabubble i didn't attention this is principal skinner your principal 00:02:29
with a message from the principal's office all students please proceed immediately to an assembly 00:02:37
in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. 00:02:42
Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one. 00:02:45
Children, the times, they are becoming quite different. 00:02:48
Test scores are at an all-time low, 00:02:52
so I've come up with these academic alerts. 00:02:54
You will receive one as soon as your grades 00:02:58
start to slip in any subject. 00:03:00
This way, your parents won't have to wait 00:03:02
until report card time to punish you. 00:03:03
How innovative. I like it. 00:03:05
Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton. 00:03:07
Beat up Martin. 00:03:10
All right, first academic alert. 00:03:11
Wiggum, Ralph. 00:03:19
I won! 00:03:21
No, no, Ralph. 00:03:24
This means you're failing English. 00:03:26
Me fail English? 00:03:28
That's impossible. 00:03:30
Muntz, Nelson, you're failing history, geography, and math, 00:03:31
but you're doing quite well in home ec. 00:03:35
Hey, keep it down, man. 00:03:37
Simpson. 00:03:40
Lisa. 00:03:42
Grades are all I have. 00:03:44
What could I be failing? 00:03:46
I'm smart and a teacher's pet. 00:03:47
Jim, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 00:03:52
Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. 00:04:04
I really hope you try harder. 00:04:08
That's all of them. 00:04:11
And I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. 00:04:12
How about a present, son? 00:04:15
Well, I could use a new pair of hockey skates. 00:04:17
Done and done. 00:04:19
That's not fair. 00:04:20
Why is Bart getting a present and I'm getting chewed out? 00:04:21
Ah, the mysteries of life. 00:04:24
Tell you what, Simpson. 00:04:27
I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school. 00:04:28
You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition 00:04:32
to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory? 00:04:35
Look, I don't need this. 00:04:38
I inhaled my favorite whistle this morning. 00:04:40
Children, that was our only ball. 00:04:58
There'll be no team this year. 00:05:01
Aww. 00:05:02
This is really scary. 00:05:03
I'm going to get my first F ever. 00:05:10
Cheer up. 00:05:12
So you're not good at sports. 00:05:14
It's a very small part of life. 00:05:15
Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports. 00:05:16
March, Bart rides up in the front seat today 00:05:19
because he's a good guy at sports. 00:05:22
I think Lisa needs to feel a little special tonight. 00:05:24
How about letting her ride up front too? 00:05:27
I tried. 00:05:31
Okay, son, just remember to have fun out there today. 00:05:34
And if you lose, I'll kill you. 00:05:37
All right, pigs, beat those characters. 00:05:43
I could have been equipment manager, but no. 00:05:57
Our goalie cannot stand up. 00:06:01
Tell you what, get some rope. 00:06:15
Defense, defense, come on, you call that blowing. 00:06:31
Oh, yes, we won! We won! We won! 00:06:34
Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, 00:06:41
we won't be going for pizza. 00:06:44
Well, boy, you won. 00:06:47
So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement. 00:06:50
Here's your turtle, alive and well. 00:06:52
Aw, thanks, Dad. 00:06:55
How about some adulation for my little sister? 00:06:58
Wow, Bart, I'm so impressed you were able 00:07:01
to give Millhouse a concussion. 00:07:03
Well, you're just jealous 00:07:05
because you stink 00:07:06
at sports. 00:07:09
Cut it out, bud! 00:07:11
Good work, Dex. 00:07:12
Oh, you know, I wonder 00:07:14
if her skills will transfer over 00:07:16
to the game of hockey. 00:07:19
Well, only one way to be sure. 00:07:20
Heads up, little girl! 00:07:23
The goalie of my dreams! 00:07:27
Let's try a hard one 00:07:32
to make sure it wasn't a fluke. 00:07:33
My teeth! 00:07:36
Yeah, that's it, Milhouse. 00:07:41
Keep up the chatter. 00:07:43
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, 00:07:49
and it hasn't, 00:07:52
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, 00:07:53
such as hard oil wrestling, 00:07:56
boxy boxing, 00:07:58
and such and such. 00:07:59
I think women should be able to play any sport men play, 00:08:00
but hockey is so violent and dangerous. 00:08:03
Look at Milhouse's teeth. 00:08:05
Mom, will you stop showing us those? 00:08:08
I have to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me for the rest of my life. 00:08:10
I now pronounce you President of these United... 00:08:15
Stop the inauguration. 00:08:19
I just discovered a President-elect got it up in second grade gym class. 00:08:20
In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. 00:08:26
Don't worry. It's just a name. 00:08:31
it was just a name what he meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula 00:08:33
do you have my teeth no 00:08:42
okay hot shots now that my daughter is on your team i want to make a few things clear 00:08:52
Please, Dad, I'll be fine. 00:09:01
I don't want anyone to give her a hard time 00:09:04
just because she's different. 00:09:07
No jokes, no taunting. 00:09:09
Look, that kid's got bosoms. 00:09:12
Who's got a wet toe? 00:09:14
Come here, you butterball. 00:09:16
Don't make me run. 00:09:19
I'm full of chocolate. 00:09:20
You two can sit here laughing at poor Lisa 00:09:23
while she's out there probably scared to death. 00:09:34
We're laughing with her, Marge. 00:09:36
There's a big difference. 00:09:39
Waaaaaah! 00:09:40
Baaah! 00:09:42
Ha ha, with her. 00:09:42
You really think I did okay out there, Mom? 00:09:48
Absolutely, honey. 00:09:50
By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team. 00:09:51
Okay, little buddy. 00:09:56
Hop in. 00:09:57
Up ya! 00:09:58
I mean, my little girl buddy. 00:09:59
That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. 00:10:02
However, I will sit up front with you if it's a fatherly gesture of love. 00:10:06
Okay, hon. 00:10:10
Sucker! 00:10:12
Competitive violence, that's why you're here! 00:10:13
We are having our best season ever, and I would like to say that it is because of teamwork. 00:10:20
Who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa. 00:10:43
Let's hear it for Lisa! 00:10:46
Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, 00:10:51
does that mean you're gonna become better than her at school? 00:10:54
Oh, maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will. 00:10:57
Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson. 00:11:08
The square root of 36? Bart Simpson. 00:11:11
Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson? Bart Simpson? Bart Simpson? 00:11:14
Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand? You haven't had one right answer all day. 00:11:20
Sorry. 00:11:24
This is for wasting teachers' valuable time. 00:11:26
Lay off, guys. He's with me. 00:11:29
It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother. 00:11:35
Don't worry, Bart. They won't bother you anymore. 00:11:39
I hardly ever let Mother fight for me anymore. 00:11:45
Sorry, Bart. I'm going to hang out with Lisa. 00:11:49
For protection. 00:11:52
And to be seen. 00:11:54
Come watch TV with me, Dad. 00:11:56
We missed the first two episodes of Cops, 00:12:00
but if we hurry, we can catch the last three. 00:12:02
Oh, sorry, Bart. 00:12:04
Lisa and I are going out for a gelato. 00:12:05
We'd ask you to come, but... 00:12:07
you know. 00:12:10
Bart, I can spend some time with you. 00:12:13
I don't know, Mom. 00:12:16
Don't have a stereotypical view of me 00:12:17
just because I'm your mother. 00:12:18
I know. 00:12:20
How about we play the basketball? 00:12:21
I'm no Harvey Globetrotter, but... 00:12:24
Aw. 00:12:26
Watch out for the Shaq attack. 00:12:28
Ow. 00:12:32
I told you to watch out. 00:12:32
Hey, Milhouse, knock down if he's in your way. 00:12:34
Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the mustache. 00:12:37
Shin Guard, hack the bones. 00:12:41
Wow, eye of the tiger, mouth of a teamster. 00:12:43
Just think of all the time I wasted on you. 00:12:49
Uh, well, not wasted. 00:12:53
Uh, I love you. 00:12:56
Special little winner, a big, big hug. 00:12:59
Ma, I think I'm all hugged out. 00:13:04
Oh, one more. 00:13:08
Hello, Queen Lisa. 00:13:15
Bart, what are you doing in my room? 00:13:16
Lisa, certain differences, rivalries, if you will, have come up between us. 00:13:18
At first I thought we could talk it over like civilized people. 00:13:23
But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny. 00:13:27
Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy. 00:13:32
Ah, Mr. Honey Bunny! 00:13:35
Quiet down, Bart! 00:13:40
Bart, just get out of here. 00:13:42
Hey, it's a free country. You get out. 00:13:43
That doesn't make sense. 00:13:45
I know you are, but what am I? 00:13:46
Get out! Get out! 00:13:48
Okay, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this. 00:13:49
If you get hit, it's your own fault. 00:13:55
Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. 00:13:59
And if any part of you should feel that air, it's your own fault. 00:14:03
I better go check that out. 00:14:19
Now, Homer, don't you eat this pie. 00:14:21
Okay. 00:14:26
All right, Pie, I'm just going to do this. 00:14:27
And if you get eaten, it's your own fault. 00:14:31
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 00:14:34
My... Oh, to hell with it. 00:14:39
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 00:14:41
Ah! 00:14:44
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 00:14:46
It was really annoying. Bart started it. 00:14:48
Uh-uh, Lisa started it. 00:14:52
I don't care who started it. 00:14:54
I don't ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. 00:14:55
We love you both. You're not in competition with each other. 00:14:58
Repeat. You are not in competition with each other. 00:15:01
with each other. 00:15:05
Hey, a pooja's called. 00:15:06
This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. 00:15:08
You're in direct competition. 00:15:11
And don't go easy on each other 00:15:13
just because you're brother and sister. 00:15:15
I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. 00:15:16
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 00:15:20
All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs. 00:15:29
I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game 00:15:32
if you promise to return to your cells. 00:15:34
Sorry, Pig. 00:15:37
We can't make that promise. 00:15:38
All right. All right, I'll sweeten the deal. 00:15:41
You can see the game. You don't have to come back. 00:15:43
But you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay? 00:15:46
No. 00:15:50
I'll take that as a yes. 00:15:51
Versus Lisa, who will win? 00:15:55
Her father's fat... 00:16:02
Hey! 00:16:03
That's obsession for men. 00:16:10
That's ketchup. 00:16:15
You'll have to do better than that tonight, chump. 00:16:18
I asked for ketchup. I'm eating salad here. 00:16:23
I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house. 00:16:26
Hello. 00:16:31
Oh, what are you doing here? 00:16:32
What, what, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer? 00:16:33
Hey, how you there, Midge? 00:16:37
Oh, gee, I like what you've done to your hair. 00:16:39
You caught me at a real bad time, Mo. 00:16:41
I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you. 00:16:43
And how are the little kids doing? 00:16:47
I mean, really, how are they doing? 00:16:49
Any disabling injuries? 00:16:50
Something, say, that the gambling community might not yet know about? 00:16:51
Come here, let me see those knees. 00:16:55
Moe, I think you should leave. 00:16:56
But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please. 00:16:58
I'm 64 grand in the hole. 00:17:00
They're gonna take my dumbs. 00:17:02
Good luck tonight, sis. 00:17:09
I'll try not to hurt you. 00:17:12
Don't worry, I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head. 00:17:13
Mr. Honey Bunny, you inhuman monster! 00:17:17
You want a piece of me? 00:17:20
Stop it! Stop it! 00:17:23
Conserve your precious hatred for the game. 00:17:25
Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it. 00:17:27
You like Lisa best. 00:17:29
No. 00:17:31
Oh, so you're a part woman, are you? 00:17:31
No. 00:17:33
Well, you can't possibly like Maggie best. 00:17:34
What has she ever done? 00:17:36
Nothing for nobody. 00:17:37
Homer, we can't root for one child over the other. 00:17:39
You wouldn't like it if the kids played favorites with us. 00:17:42
Hey, Mom! Look at me, Mom! 00:17:44
Mom! 00:17:46
Hi, kids! 00:17:50
And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Clown. 00:17:51
Oh, say can you see 00:17:56
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming 00:17:59
Shouldn't have turned down those cue cards. 00:18:11
Beer on, Marge. I love you. 00:18:15
he tripped my vengeance i want vengeance jimbo jones called for tripping a penalty shot will 00:18:38
be taken by bart simpson oh my god marge a penalty shot with only four seconds left it's your child 00:19:14
versus mine the winner will be showered with praise the loser will be taunted and booed until 00:19:22
Oh, my throat is sore. 00:19:27
Get her, boy. 00:19:33
I'm dead, little girl. 00:19:36
Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart! 00:19:37
Great game, Lise. 00:20:26
Great game, Bart. 00:20:42
I've never been so proud of them. 00:20:52
They're both losers. Losers! 00:21:00
Rip off! 00:21:03
We paid for blood! 00:21:04
Let's tear this place apart! 00:21:06
Good idea! 00:21:08
Those kids are, like, so sweet. 00:21:12
If only they had had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad. 00:21:21
Oh, well. 00:21:27
Shh! 00:22:27
Idioma/s:
en
Idioma/s subtítulos:
en
Materias:
Educación Física
Etiquetas:
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Niveles educativos:
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  • Educación Secundaria Obligatoria
    • Ordinaria
      • Primer Ciclo
        • Primer Curso
        • Segundo Curso
      • Segundo Ciclo
        • Tercer Curso
        • Cuarto Curso
        • Diversificacion Curricular 1
        • Diversificacion Curricular 2
    • Compensatoria
Autor/es:
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Subido por:
Nicolas B.
Licencia:
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Fecha:
9 de marzo de 2025 - 11:40
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Centro:
IES NEIL ARMSTRONG
Duración:
22′ 36″
Relación de aspecto:
1.47:1
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